Official ForumKorner 2015 Anniversary Giveaway!!! #10

[Deany]

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

 

[Rey]

The cops can't handcuff you if you cut off your hands.

 

[Deany]

The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.

 

[Tequila]

1 in 5 of the world’s doctors are Russian.

 

[Gym]

@Philly do you have enough Koins for all of this?

 

[Moon Knight]

This is crazy! Thank you so much Philly

 

[Deany]

All US Presidents have worn glasses; some just didn’t like being seen wearing them in public.

 

[Rey]

Babysitters don't actually sit on babies.

 

[Astro]

Alright guys best of luck to you all, I got my pint award and a few koins along the way. Shouts to @Emp @Gym and @Clear for being good sports. And of course the man himself, Philly.

 

[Tequila]

Rape is reported every six minutes in the U.S.

 

[Deany]

Mosquito repellents don’t repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors so they don’t know you’re there.

 

[Moon Knight]

Hahaha, Am I a 10th? That's awesome if I am.

 

[Deany]

Thank you @Astro for the shout out and kind words.

 

[Tequila]

Two-thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

 

[Deany]

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

 

[Rey]

Electronic music cannot electrocute you.

 

[Trunk]

I want to go sleep,
but I also want koins.

 

[Deany]

The site with the highest number of women visitors between the age of 35 and 44 years old: Alka-Seltzer.com

 

[Tequila]

Thanks @astro you lucky peep :3

 

[Deany]

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.