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If your parents didn't have kids chances are you won't either
 
In space you cannot cry because there is no gravity to make the tears flow.
 
Lighting yourself on fire will help you burn calories
 
McDonald's does actually serve breakfast after 10:30 if u bring a gun
 
@king California consumes more bottled water than any other product.
 
Emp said:
The site with the highest number of women visitors between the age of 35 and 44 years old: Alka-Seltzer.com
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Lmaoo, tf that actually made me chuckle.
 
No one had died from impotence yet, also no one was born.
 
A large flawless emerald is worth more than a similarly large flawless diamond.
 
When the ship is sinking, the simplest thing is to call it a submarine.

Because of the defect in a parachute there is one person less on earth. In the case of the condom defect – one person more.
 
I'm hogging everything, sorry guys.
I'm not going to sleep now.
 
Not everything is gold that shines, but everything that smells shit – is definitely shit!
so tired going to bed. gg no re
 
@gym @emp

A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen in his lifetime.

It is estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.
 
In “Silence of the Lambs”, Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks.
 
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A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen in his lifetime.


It is estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.
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Wow, I think that's something I should be amazed about?
 
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