Testicle said:Update the requirements. Donator is not an upgrade
Testicle said:Update the requirements. Donator is not an upgrade
Satan said:Noble application
[*]Do you meet the requirements?
I don't fucking know. You tell me.
[*]Your Xbox Live Gamertag:
System. You jealous, Ocean?
[*]Your PSN Name:
N/A
[*]Your Steam Name:
System
[*]What platform do you mainly play on?
Racing games, boi.
[*]What are any feats or accomplishments you have made video game wise?
Well I have two feet. I don't really make any feet, though.
[*]What are the main games that you usually play?
I don't know. You tell me.
[*]Are there any specific gaming skills that you have?
Yeah, I can do whale noises through my headset, and I can give people abuse in Party Chat.
[*]Do you have a YouTube Channel that revolves around mainly gaming? If so, please link me to the channel.
TheOfficialMechanic
[*]What can you bring to Noble?
I can bring my account to Noble. Thus resulting in pure awesomeness.
[*]Why do you deserve to be a part of Noble?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
[*]Anything else you want us to know?
You're Asian.
Ocean said:
Vouch and accepted. Welcome to Noble!
Satan said:Thanks, but I've changed my mind. I don't want to be in Noble.