Need to know what to do.

[Narc]

So I applied for a job and I went for a interview and they accepted me and said welcome to the team. They handed me a piece of paper that said I needed to get drug tested. Annnnnd I would fail that. So I got in the car and told my mom they would call me in the week to know If I got hired, because I dont want her to know I failed a test. Should I call the place and tellem I got a job somewhere else or what?!?!?

 

[Shift]

Tell a clean friend to let you borrow their piss and give them 5 dollars

 

[Narc]

Tell a clean friend to let you borrow their piss and give them 5 dollars

Well, I dont care about the job that much. Its my first real job and I have been offerd elsewhere. I just dont want to be a dick to the company.

 

[Prepare]

Did they test you on the spot, or, are they letting you come back with a sample of you urine?

 

[Narc]

Did they test you on the spot, or, are they letting you come back with a sample of you urine?

Nah its a place where I need to go get tested.

 

[Adorable]

Use a friends piss next time.
Go to the drug testing center & ask him to piss in a condom and then hide the condom somewhere where it isn't visible. Like your crotch area. After that go and take the drug test. When you go in the bathroom pour one drop of hot water. So it's warm. I pass all the time.

It's just hard finding someone that'll do it since it's a weird situation.

 

[Prepare]

Nah its a place where I need to go get tested.

If you want the job, have a friend, that is clean, piss in a container you can hide in your pockets or somewhere. Then, when you go into the restroom pour it into their container. That's what I'd do.

 

[Rick Harrison]

I really couldn't have said it any better than Adorable. If you really want this job then that's probably what you're gonna have to do. If not, call the company and say you're not interested.

 

[Sector]

Just get the job at the other employer that offered you a job.

 

[Cannabis]

Lol somebody on TS for BF3 earlier today was asking me about the same thing. When was the last time you smoked, how much did you smoke, how regularly did you smoke, and how much in a sitting usually?

 

[Narc]

Lol somebody on TS for BF3 earlier today was asking me about the same thing. When was the last time you smoked, how much did you smoke, how regularly did you smoke, and how much in a sitting usually?

2 days ago and I usually smoke every day so im fucked lol.