Need serious help NOW

[Automatic]

I just got some cherries but I'm also chewing gum, it's the last stick on gum in the pack so I don't want to throw it away.

What do I do!?! How do I eat the cherries and the gum!?!

 

[James_mybb_import12403]

1.Take the gum out of your mouth
2. put it on your wrist, or a piece of paper
3.eat cherries
4.???
5. Idk how to Profit.

 

[Automatic]

1.Take the gum out of your mouth
2. put it on your wrist, or a piece of paper
3.eat cherries
4.???
5. Idk how to Profit.

THEN I LOSE MY GUM, FUCK YOU!

 

[Scenery]

1. stick gum in nose or behind ear, if nose you get free salt
2. wash cherries, they may be infected with noob juice
3. eat cherries
4. asdfghjkl;'
5. prophets

 

[c-_-m]

Chew the gum on one side of your mouth while eating cherries on the other side.

 

[James_mybb_import12403]

1.Take the gum out of your mouth
2. put it on your wrist, or a piece of paper
3.eat cherries
4.???
5. Idk how to Profit.

THEN I LOSE MY GUM, F*ck YOU!

3.5. Put gum back into mouth

 

[Automatic]

1. stick gum in nose or behind ear, if nose you get free salt
2. wash cherries, they may be infected with noob juice
3. eat cherries
4. asdfghjkl;'
5. prophets

Den... I LOSE MY FUCKING CHEWING GUM AND I GOT A RUN-TIME ERROR AT "ASDFGHJKL;", NIGGA!

 

[Cubs_mybb_import12687]

EAT ME

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[Entitled]

Eat the gum then go on runescape and buy a cherry for 217 gp each. Eat the cherries on runescape whilst chewing gum irl. That's how you can chew gum and eat cherries at the same time.

 

[Singed]

Maybe post your problem... here: http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems/
:]

 

[Joel_mybb_import15139]

Eat the gum then go on runescape and buy a cherry for 217 gp each. Eat the cherries on runescape whilst chewing gum irl. That's how you can chew gum and eat cherries at the same time.

I can't believe this man figured out how to do this.