need advice.

[Critical]

I'm at school and me and my friends are skipping 4th hour (last class). the school will call my mom if I don't go to class. and I need an excuse for what to tell my mom why I wasn't in the class. I have used "I was just late and she didn't see me I guess." Can anyone help?

 

[Heeatz]

Just say your dog ate your homework...

That'll do the trick

 

[Difficult]

bro... just call the school posing as your dad saying you have a doctor's appointment it always works.

 

[Narc]

Fuck your teacher and cum in her eye.

 

[Critical]

Fuck your teacher and cum in her eye.

okay I have two things to say to this.

1.) The teacher is a guy.
2.) I won't be in the class, hence how I said I'm skipping.

 

[Pun]

Tell her you have diarrhea she'll take you home.

 

[Critical]

Tell her you have diarrhea she'll take you home.

I'm not going home! I am fucking skipping the class with my friends! Lmao.

 

[Attract]

Tell her you were making up a test because you're barely passing a class. Be like, oh I was making up a 200 point test in the library and I didn't make it to my last block because it was a long test.

 

[Reptar]

Just say you had a substitute teacher and you sat in a different chair with your friends thinking he was gonna call roll, but instead he used a seating chart to take roll.

 

[Critical]

Tell her you were making up a test because you're barely passing a class. Be like, oh I was making up a 200 point test in the library and I didn't make it to my last block because it was a long test.

I still need more but I might use yours or reptars.

 

[ginga]

Thread reminds me of the Spamming + trolling.
Since it is general, I will choose, not to skip school.

"Stay in school kids."