My new puppy

[Azazel]

Well I told my dad I wanted a dog for my birthday so he thought it would be nice to wrap it in a huge box so when I opened it would be so unexpected.

So I open it and everyone else knows a dog is going to come out but me..

And nothing happens..

So I opened the box and there was a dead dog. yea my dad forgot the air holes.

 

[gunnar]

OP this post is not funny.
Dead babies are funny.

 

[Psyche]

Are you serious???? That's terrible... I hope you had a good birthday besides that man.

 

[Epidemic]

I feel like this is the wrong section...

 

[Kawaii]

I cannot tell if this kid is trying to be funny or not. This type of shit isn't funny.

 

[Azazel]

Are you serious???? That's terrible... I hope you had a good birthday besides that man.

Well I want to be nice so it's just sitting on my lap and I'm just slowly petting the sweaty greasy hair.

 

[Psyche]

Well I want to be nice so it's just sitting on my lap and I'm just slowly petting the sweaty greasy hair.

Now i honestly cant tell if this is a legitimate thread. Either way. that's terrible...

 

[One]

Wow it seems like everyone is getting new puppies. Too bad they can't all be like yours.

 

[Amp]

Post pictures of your new dog!

 

[Epidemic]

@Azazel are you trying to be funny or is this serious.

 

[Majestic]

What breed was the dog? You must be really happy, atleast you have a dog now!

 

[Amp]

What breed was the dog? You must be really happy, atleast you have a dog now!

He's right!
A dead dog is better than having no dog at all!

 

[climax]

If this is true, this sucks so much ass haha

 

[Jaii]

I've lost all respect for you if this is a joke..

 

[Amp]

This story is so fucked up and funny at the same time.