My new puppy

Azazel

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Well I told my dad I wanted a dog for my birthday so he thought it would be nice to wrap it in a huge box so when I opened it would be so unexpected.

So I open it and everyone else knows a dog is going to come out but me..

And nothing happens..

So I opened the box and there was a dead dog. yea my dad forgot the air holes.
 
Are you serious???? That's terrible... I hope you had a good birthday besides that man.
 
I cannot tell if this kid is trying to be funny or not. This type of shit isn't funny.
 
Sketch said:
Are you serious???? That's terrible... I hope you had a good birthday besides that man.
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Well I want to be nice so it's just sitting on my lap and I'm just slowly petting the sweaty greasy hair.
 
Azazel said:
Well I want to be nice so it's just sitting on my lap and I'm just slowly petting the sweaty greasy hair.
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Now i honestly cant tell if this is a legitimate thread. Either way. that's terrible...
 
Post pictures of your new dog!
 
What breed was the dog? You must be really happy, atleast you have a dog now!
 
Majestic said:
What breed was the dog? You must be really happy, atleast you have a dog now!
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He's right!
A dead dog is better than having no dog at all!
 
I've lost all respect for you if this is a joke..
 
This story is so fucked up and funny at the same time.
 
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