My mum caught me masturbating?

[Wormag ♥'s BREE + CRAYO + SKY]

Okay, so my mum just caught me masturbating - it was so fucking embarrassing and I don't know what to do!

I was watching porn on max volume with my headphones on and I didn't realized that she got come, unaware that somebody had arrived I kept beating off at 500mph on my dick. She came upstairs, opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

 

[Wiggles]

It really does not matter at all.

She changed your fucking diaper for 1-3 years.

 

[Roobik]

My mom almost caught me, what's worse is that it was on her birthday.
Dude that really sux though, now you have to live with that.

 

[lukas]

good luck with that and your mom will probably be yelling at u to wash your hands alot! ROFL =S

my mom would kill me man, she b*tched at me for a week all because of a playboy magizine that i hid in my room =/

 

[Guest]

OK well here is my theory behind it.
It depends on what type of porn you were watching.
Gay = A lot of explaining to do.
Lesbian = She will be pissed.
Orgy = Say good by to your sketchy party friend.
Straight = She wont care to much.

 

[Phreak]

I couldn't imagine, as it would be so embarrassing.
It's gotta suck, however, it should get better in time.

 

[F3aRâ„¢]

I almost got caught. I don't know how my mom didn't see me wanking off. I was so lucky. She's seen me naked but not whacking off =/

 

[Zammyslave]

She'll get over it, and you'll have to deal with the embarrassment for a while.
I believe everybody's been caught at least once, they just don't know it.

 

[GameOver]

_@: That's maybe sucks.

 

[Wormag ♥'s BREE + CRAYO + SKY]

lol its a plot twist, you're all gullible

 

[Android]

I'm honestly a ninja when it comes to masturbating. I'm doing this for around 4 years now and not a single time that she caught me, and I'm masturbating like on a daily basis or every second day.

 

[Donkor]

I bet that you got all horny when your mom caught you, I bet that you jizzed like 50 litres of semen.

Just joking, you gotta be stealthy or get a GF.

 

[Wormag ♥'s BREE + CRAYO + SKY]

ITS A PLOOOOT TWISTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT