My mum caught me masturbating?

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Okay, so my mum just caught me masturbating - it was so fucking embarrassing and I don't know what to do!

I was watching porn on max volume with my headphones on and I didn't realized that she got come, unaware that somebody had arrived I kept beating off at 500mph on my dick. She came upstairs, opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
 
It really does not matter at all.

She changed your fucking diaper for 1-3 years.
 
My mom almost caught me, what's worse is that it was on her birthday.
Dude that really sux though, now you have to live with that.
 
good luck with that and your mom will probably be yelling at u to wash your hands alot! ROFL =S

my mom would kill me man, she b*tched at me for a week all because of a playboy magizine that i hid in my room =/
 
OK well here is my theory behind it.
It depends on what type of porn you were watching.
Gay = A lot of explaining to do.
Lesbian = She will be pissed.
Orgy = Say good by to your sketchy party friend.
Straight = She wont care to much.
 
I couldn't imagine, as it would be so embarrassing.
It's gotta suck, however, it should get better in time.
 
I almost got caught. I don't know how my mom didn't see me wanking off. I was so lucky. She's seen me naked but not whacking off =/
 
She'll get over it, and you'll have to deal with the embarrassment for a while.
I believe everybody's been caught at least once, they just don't know it.
 
I'm honestly a ninja when it comes to masturbating. I'm doing this for around 4 years now and not a single time that she caught me, and I'm masturbating like on a daily basis or every second day.
 
I bet that you got all horny when your mom caught you, I bet that you jizzed like 50 litres of semen.

Just joking, you gotta be stealthy or get a GF.
 
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