Mountain Dew Cures Cancer.

Zangrefia · Mar 15, 2011

Just kidding, but in all seriousness. Mountain Dew is awesome and should cure cancer. Scientists should look into it.

Manatee · Mar 15, 2011

people also think that it kills sperm cells.

Sexyy · Mar 15, 2011

*Epic Facepalm at op*

Zangrefia · Mar 15, 2011

You never know Sexy.

Davidx · Mar 15, 2011

LOLWUT. Kills sperm cells.
If it cured cancer, Mountain Dew would officially be the #1 thing in the world. For now, it's the #1 drink.

Automatic · Mar 15, 2011

I've never had it, do they sell it in UK?

Tyler- · Mar 15, 2011

its okay, had better

Dykerosoft · Mar 15, 2011

Mountain Dew is delicious.

Zangrefia · Mar 15, 2011

Famoushope said:
its okay, had better

Gtfo.

Aidan · Mar 15, 2011

I honestly couldn't function without it.