Most Offensive Jokes

[ghillied]

A Jew, a Mexican, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "Get the Fuck out"

 

[Confidential]

Why did the chicken cross the road.......?

Spoiler

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! Best joke so far!!

 

[ghillied]

I dream of a world where a Chickens are free to do as they please without their motives being questioned.

 

[NiQue]

Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gangrape.

 

[Hey]

a little girl was working in the garden with her father. she looks down and sees to spiders having sex. she says "dad what kind of spiders are those?"
the dad replies "well one is a daddy long leg."
The daughter replies " whats the other?"
the dad says "a daddy long leg"
the daughter says "so they are both daddy long legs? " she stomps on the spiders and yells "No faggots in my garden"

 

[paul]

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Bench?


A bench can support a family.

 

[NiQue]

How do you starve a Mexican?

Hide the food stamps under the soap.

 

[Comet]

Whats faster than a black guy with a T.V?

His brother with the VCR

 

[Hey]

So a boy and a his father are having a conversation.
Boy: Dad! i finally had sex.
Dad: Oh good for you son!
Boy: Just one question
Dad: Sure go ahead
Boy: Whens my ass supposed to stop hurting!

 

[Confidential]

Hide your kids, hide your wives'. Cause they raping everybody out here.