Most Offensive Jokes

[NiQue]

In case the title is clear enough, post the most offensive jokes you know. Be sure to rate the one above you.

I'll Start

Why do Mexican teenagers walk around like they own the school?
Because their fathers built it and their mothers clean it.

 

[Philly]

Joke teller: I'm going to be the next Hitler... because I'm going to kill all of the Jews and one clown.
Joke listener: Why the clown?
Joke teller: See, no one cares about the Jews.

 

[fatpowers]

Why does Beyonce sing to the left to the left.


Answer: Blacks Have No Rights





Its a joke dont take offensive please.

 

[Buyars]

Why does Beyonce sing to the left to the left.


Answer: Blacks Have No Rights





Its a joke dont take offensive please.

Lolololololololololol that is the funniest joke I have ever heard

 

[Founder]

I have a lot of black jokes, I dont want to share though.

 

[Hey]

question: how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
answer: Juan

**don't take offense just a joke

 

[Leafs]

I was going to tell a gay joke, *butt fuck* it.

2. Once you hear one black joke, you hear Jamal (Them all)

 

[Jon]

I have a lot of black jokes, I dont want to share though.

then why spam though?

 

[Buyars]

I have a lot of black jokes, I dont want to share though.

What's the point of telling us you have the joke but not telling us the joke?

 

[Ace]

What do you do when you see a Mexican riding a bike?


Chase them it's probably your's.

 

[Jon]

What do you do when you see a Mexican riding a bike?


Chase them it's probably your's.

i think that would go better with black people. No offence.

 

[Ace]

Just something I found on a site awhile back.

 

[Confidential]

Whats black and eats cu*t?

Spoiler

Cervical cancer

 

[Founder]

then why spam though?

Okay heres one but its really old:
Why are blacks afraid of chainsaws?
The sound it makes, rrrrrun nigga nigga nigga

 

[Creator]

Why do ******s cry when having sex?


Pepper Spray

 

[Hey]

heres another that some may know.
how do you blind a chinese person?
with a piece of dental floss

 

[Leafs]

Did you get those pants on sale?
Because at my place they would be 100% off.

 

[Support]

Why does Beyonce sing to the left to the left.


Answer: Blacks Have No Rights





Its a joke dont take offensive please.

omg this is the funniest joke ive ever read

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Joke teller: Did you know i have alot of blacks in my family tree?
Joke listener: Do you?
Joke teller: Yeah, they're still hanging....

 

[Confidential]

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.

What's long and black?
The unemployment line

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA

What do you call a white boy screaming, being dragged down the highway behind a black man's pickup truck?
A white lane marker.

"What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac?
Black power.
What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac?
White power.
What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac?
Grand Theft Auto."

What do you name a retarded Asian?
Som Ting Wong

What is hard and long on black people?
Third grade

How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the Fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

 

[NiQue]

What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
The wheelchair.