a little girl was working in the garden with her father. she looks down and sees to spiders having sex. she says "dad what kind of spiders are those?"
the dad replies "well one is a daddy long leg."
The daughter replies " whats the other?"
the dad says "a daddy long leg"
the daughter says "so they are both daddy long legs? " she stomps on the spiders and yells "No faggots in my garden"
So a boy and a his father are having a conversation.
Boy: Dad! i finally had sex.
Dad: Oh good for you son!
Boy: Just one question
Dad: Sure go ahead
Boy: Whens my ass supposed to stop hurting!