Monster's Giveaway

Im friends with the @Monster inside of my head .... nice giveaway lol hahah
 
normally i hate sucking penis but when it's @Monster's penis it's alright
 
The @Monster in my closet keeps me up at night :|
 
My girlfriend calls my penis @Monster Lucifer
 
@Monster's kik makes my @Monster inside my penis hard.
 
not going to post a witty comment yet, as I'm saving my best ones for when we're closer to 70 posts. all you fools wasting good lines down here are going to run out and I shall win! Good luck to everyone going for this though :)
 
Lies said:
I found @monster in my closet last night.

You're not the only one who found @Monster in their closet last night.
 
Let's get this to 70.
Today I'll be having an @Monster Energy, the Yellow one is my favourite!
 
@monster is a beautiful person
 
Pimp said:
I have a feeling @Monster's alerts are on fire

inb4 @monster turned them off
 
@Monster is at work when he gets home his notifications should be at least 30
 
I wonder where @Monster works
 
Has anyone here looked under their bed to see if a @Monster lives under it?
 
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