Malwarebytes Canned Speech

[Disruption]

Hi,
My name is (Name Here) and I will be assisting you today.

Pre-Step:
Please boot into Safe Mode With Networking

Steps

• Restart Computer
• Upon Bootup, Rapidly tap F8
• Select "Safe Mode With Networking"

Step 1:
Please download Malwarebytes Anti-Malware

Steps To Perform:

• Download/Install
• Select "Check For Updates"
• Perform a "Full Scan"
• Select All Drivers

If viruses are detected then do the following:
Show Results > Remove All > Restart

Post the results.

Regards,
(Name Here)


Side Notes: In the case, regular boot up does DOES NOT work, use this speech. Please give credit in some way if used.

 

[Pink Floyd]

Well you get an A for effort, that's for sure. MBAM wont completely take care of the issue if you've been infected though. But it certainly is a great start.

 

[Techno]

We don't have a HJT ;3

 

[Pink Floyd]

I might also add it's not necessary to enter safe mode with networking unless the prick is messing with you remotely, and some other rather annoying situations. :3

 

[Disruption]

We don't have a HJT ;3

We need to chat. Pm me? It would be nice to do something interesting.

I mean not drastic also this is for people who want to make a quick speech.

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I might also add it's not necessary to enter safe mode with networking unless the prick is messing with you remotely, and some other rather annoying situations. :3

Read the side notes Pink :happy:

 

[Zangrefia]

We don't really have a team that would need this, but nice nonetheless .