Make your own sentence ;D

[Singed]

mine was:
I shot a horse because I'm racist

what's yours?

 

[ireppgold_mybb_import12659]

i shot an egg because i smoked crack.

 

[Singed]

Lmfao!
they're pretty random but funny aye? xD

 

[Tyler-]

I pissed on a lesbian because i was horny

 

[Inxy]

I hate a travesty because I have perfect abs.

 

[Steezy_mybb_import12761]

Wtf...

"I need an old man because I am horny".

Awesome night to be wearing a red tee...

 

[Relapse]

I fucked a puppet because i smoked crack.

 

[Vanquish]

I got married with a black guy because I'm sexy.
Fucking kill me.

 

[ireppgold_mybb_import12659]

I got married with a black guy because I'm sexy.
Fucking kill me.

bro, BBW is nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[Oxide]

I need a prostitute because I'm sexy.

March the 9th ftw

 

[Steezy_mybb_import12761]

I need a prostitute because I'm sexy.

March the 9th ftw

March 15th ftw!

I know so many people with March birthdays... hell, even my cat's birthday is in March.

 

[Please ban me!! FUCKK.]

I fucked a puppet because i smoked crack

 

[Mc. Donalds]

I killed a nazi because that's what I'm into.

 

[Ninja]

I stabbed a bowl of cereal because I was horny.

 

[Manatee]

I did a blowjob to michael jackson because im sexy.

 

[Fawkes]

I did a blowjob to a prostitute because im sexy c: