Singed Onyx user! Joined Mar 19, 2011 Posts 1,619 Reacts 3 Reputation 0 Credits 0 May 4, 2011 #1 mine was: I shot a horse because I'm racist what's yours?
ireppgold_mybb_import12659 Onyx user! Joined Mar 19, 2011 Posts 4,490 Reacts 0 Reputation 0 Credits 0 May 4, 2011 #2 i shot an egg because i smoked crack.
Singed Onyx user! Joined Mar 19, 2011 Posts 1,619 Reacts 3 Reputation 0 Credits 0 May 4, 2011 #3 Lmfao! they're pretty random but funny aye? xD
Tyler- Onyx user! Joined Mar 19, 2011 Posts 7,695 Reacts 0 Reputation 0 Credits 0 May 4, 2011 #4 I pissed on a lesbian because i was horny
Inxy Onyx user! Joined Mar 19, 2011 Posts 3,864 Reacts 0 Reputation 0 Credits 0 May 4, 2011 #5 I hate a travesty because I have perfect abs.
Steezy_mybb_import12761 Onyx user! Joined Mar 19, 2011 Posts 1,204 Reacts 0 Reputation 0 Credits 0 May 4, 2011 #6 Wtf... "I need an old man because I am horny". Awesome night to be wearing a red tee...
Relapse Onyx user! Joined Mar 19, 2011 Posts 4,419 Reacts 0 Reputation 0 Credits 0 May 4, 2011 #7 I fucked a puppet because i smoked crack.
Vanquish Onyx user! Joined Mar 19, 2011 Posts 1,687 Reacts 0 Reputation 0 Credits 0 May 4, 2011 #8 I got married with a black guy because I'm sexy. Fucking kill me.
ireppgold_mybb_import12659 Onyx user! Joined Mar 19, 2011 Posts 4,490 Reacts 0 Reputation 0 Credits 0 May 4, 2011 #9 +ad.Vanquish said: I got married with a black guy because I'm sexy. Fucking kill me. Click to expand... bro, BBW is nothing to be ashamed of.
+ad.Vanquish said: I got married with a black guy because I'm sexy. Fucking kill me. Click to expand... bro, BBW is nothing to be ashamed of.
Oxide Power member. Joined Mar 19, 2011 Posts 5,178 Reacts 0 Reputation 0 Credits 0 May 4, 2011 #10 I need a prostitute because I'm sexy. March the 9th ftw
Steezy_mybb_import12761 Onyx user! Joined Mar 19, 2011 Posts 1,204 Reacts 0 Reputation 0 Credits 0 May 4, 2011 #11 Oxide said: I need a prostitute because I'm sexy. March the 9th ftw Click to expand... March 15th ftw! I know so many people with March birthdays... hell, even my cat's birthday is in March.
Oxide said: I need a prostitute because I'm sexy. March the 9th ftw Click to expand... March 15th ftw! I know so many people with March birthdays... hell, even my cat's birthday is in March.
Please ban me!! FUCKK. Onyx user! Joined Mar 19, 2011 Posts 292 Reacts 0 Reputation 0 Credits 0 May 4, 2011 #12 I fucked a puppet because i smoked crack
Mc. Donalds Active Member Joined Mar 19, 2011 Posts 3,339 Reacts 0 Reputation 0 Credits 0 May 4, 2011 #13 I killed a nazi because that's what I'm into.
Ninja Power member. Joined Mar 19, 2011 Posts 1,369 Reacts 0 Reputation 0 Credits 27 May 4, 2011 #14 I stabbed a bowl of cereal because I was horny.
Manatee Active Member Joined Mar 19, 2011 Posts 3,539 Reacts 0 Reputation 0 Credits 0 May 4, 2011 #15 I did a blowjob to michael jackson because im sexy.
Fawkes Member Joined Apr 24, 2011 Posts 20 Reacts 0 Reputation 0 Credits 0 May 4, 2011 #16 I did a blowjob to a prostitute because im sexy c: