If a story is allowed then a story you shall have, grab some popcorn my friends and endure this long and boring story about a young King named Yui.
Once upon a time, within the land of Wintershell there was a young mysterious boy who was born into Royalty, his name was Yui. Yui ventured the lands of Wintershell to explore and find new things to do, he'd enjoy long forest walks and hunting out in the wild. However a terrible event struck to young Yui, a wild Meme appeared and took him away. For years Yui was trapped underground and had to fend for himself off of wild rats and such. One day, after little Yui had turned into big Yui he decided a new plan to escape the catacombs that he was trapped within, he dug upwards hoping to see light once more and to his delight the sun glimmered in his eyes and the original world had been restored. He never knew what happened to the Meme and ventured through Wintershell once again but this time to find his hometown of Flutterstal where the King, Queen and entire royal family awaited for his arrival. He arrived at the village, entered the castle, saw his family but he realized something wasn't right. King @Emp was missing, he questioned his mother about this and told her of how he'd been taken away by a meme but then found his way back up to the surface. His mother was delighted to hear of his escape from the Memes as she'd thought she'd lost him forever. However a sad story awaited poor Yui, his father had died to a Meme during his days in the catacombs. This angered Yui very much so within the next few weeks he formed a rebellion against the Memes, his mother knew it was time to put Yui into the position he should be in so she crowned him King but that doesn't matter so let's get back to the action. On the final day of forming the army, a huge whirling cloud of evil spurred around Flutterstal, Memes attacked the army Left, Right and Center. Yui used his Dawnbreaker to hack and slash at the Memes, destroying their inner Snoop Dogg's. Many men were lost that day however Yui prevailed and to this day the Memes have never been seen. The only word of the Memes was of the Mythical beast known as "Doge", surely this creature didn't exist?
This has been thy story of thy King of Wintershell, Yui - BC 134-153.
The towns and villages all lived happily ever after yadda yadda yadda, The End.