Joke

[Ace2Face]

RULE #1 CARDIO
RULE #2 DOUBLE TAP
RULE #3 BEWARE OF BATHROOMS
RULE #4 SEATBELTS
RULE #5 WHEN A DOOR IS OPEN KNOW HOW TO CLOSE IT
RULE #6 HEAR A SOUND CHECK BEFORE IT CHECKS YOU OUT
RULE #7 BEFORE RUN MAKE THE STREET BUMP
RULE #8 LOOKING GOOD, AINT ALWAYS GOOD
RULE #9 SEE A KID, DON\\\'T GET SENSITIVE
RULE #10 LOCKS BETTER STAY ON STOP
RULE #11 MAKE A SOUND AND YOU ASK TO GET FOUND
RULE #12 WHY TRUST PEOPLE IF THEY JUST GONNA EAT YOU
RULE #13 CANABREE
RULE #14 AIM
RULE #15 RELOAD
RULE #16 NUD UP OR SHUT UP
RULE #17 DON\\\'T BE A HERO
RULE #18 TWINKLES
RULE #19 IF YOU HOLD PEOPLE CLOSE GET\\\'S U FLOWED
RULE #20 DEAD
RULE #21 NO FRIENDS
RULE #22 WHEN IN DOUBT KNOW YOUR WAY OUT
RULE #23 DON\\\'T DRINK
RULE #24 BEWARE OF PRETTY GIRLS
RULE #25 WHEN NO SUN, DON\\\'T GO OUT
RULE #26 LO SOB MARINOS
RULE #27 STAY LOW
RULE #28 NO NAMES
RULE #29 1ST. BASE NOT MORE
RULE #30 BEWARE OF CLOSETS
RULE #31 CHECK THE BACK SEAT
RULE #32 ENJOY THE LILTE THINGS
RULE #33 BE A HERO (BREAK ON RULE #17)

 

[OliverE]

What is this about?

 

[SGT.Code]

ha ha yer its the set of rules from zombieland lol great film, but when i first saw the thread i thought you wanted me to tell knock knock jokes and that would have ended teribly badly

 

[Ace2Face]

Your Seriously think that im that kind of a noob?!
::Alien::

 

[OliverE]

Ermmmm ..... No

JK

 

[SGT.Code]

well with a title thats says joke i didnt know what to expect

 

[Ace2Face]

Its Left 4 Dead 2 btw...

 

[OliverE]

Thats one of those games which I have, but don't play. Just like all my other xbox games

Well I do play a few racing games once in a while but thats it.

 

[Ace2Face]

Xbox 360 is lame
Enjoy RRoD

 

[OliverE]

Yep it is. Its next to impossible to play any FPS game well, especially after playing on PC for a while. You dont have the freedom of movement as much as you do with a mouse.