Instagram bio

[SOS]

I know this may sound strange buy i'm pretty uncreative.

Can anyone think of a better instagram bio that i can use on my scary themed niche.

The IG gets 150 or so followers a day and i think it could be more if i had a smart or cool bio related to the niche.

Thanks

 

[Damian]

"We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones." - Stephen King
"Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear." - Edgar Allan Poe

 

[Pun]

One eye, one horn, flying purple people eaters.

or


Ashes to Ashes we all fall down.

 

[Profanity]

"We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones." - Stephen King

Ashes to Ashes we all fall down.

These two, hands down. I like the Stephen King quote more though and based on the genres he does for his books, it's perfect.

 

[Poe]

"We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones." - Stephen King
"Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear." - Edgar Allan Poe

Better go with Poe or else.... I'll be upset.