If you were...

I heard its illegal to carry hairspray in Australia.. Is this true?
 
Since the American laws on animal cruelty are ridiculously stupid, I'd go to jail for going around and torturing the people in the same ways they had tortured animals.
 
If I ever wanted to be sent to prison for something, I would do something that would get my cred up in there.

By doing something that would intimidate the prisoners so they wouldn't mess with me.

Like hijacking a helicopter and crashing into the Empire State Building and still live. While I'm alive and on the chase, rob a small gas station.

Just thought of this at the top of my head!
 

Nah fuck frank walker, that FUCKING BARRY BOWEN CUNT FROM THE BUDGET ADS. I'd FUCKING SLAY THAT BITCH. Got those ads PISS ME OFF. Fucking "bloody brilliant budget", what a cunt.
 
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