if you smoke weed

[Chill]

Yes, I do.
Instructions:
1. Place mouth on top hole.
2. Light up lower hole with flame.
3. Place finger over other hole.
4. Inhale.
5. Remove piece from bottom hole.
6. Inhale.
7. Cry.

Spoiler

I don't smoke.

Make sure your down stem and packed slide are secure into the bong
Place your mouth against the mouth piece, creating an air tight seal
Idealy you don’t want any air escaping the bong while you are hitting it
With air tight seal still intact, light the herb and start to inhale slowly.
If you aren’t smoking alone, only light a corner of the herb in your slide each time you hit it.
Once you see that the herb is lit, remove the flame from the herb and set the lighter down.
The less flame to herb time, the better.
As you continue to inhale slowly, you’ll notice the bong fill up with smoke.
When the desired amount of smoke is in the bong, remove the slide from your down stem and begin inhaling a little harder. The process is called “clearing the bong”
Some people like to exhale what smoke they have in their lungs before removing the slide to clear the bong.
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE ARE YOU TO EXHALE WHILE YOUR MOUTH IS ON THE BONG! Hold the hit in, then Exhale.

 

[Sector]

Make sure your down stem and packed slide are secure into the bong
Place your mouth against the mouth piece, creating an air tight seal
Idealy you don’t want any air escaping the bong while you are hitting it
With air tight seal still intact, light the herb and start to inhale slowly.
If you aren’t smoking alone, only light a corner of the herb in your slide each time you hit it.
Once you see that the herb is lit, remove the flame from the herb and set the lighter down.
The less flame to herb time, the better.
As you continue to inhale slowly, you’ll notice the bong fill up with smoke.
When the desired amount of smoke is in the bong, remove the slide from your down stem and begin inhaling a little harder. The process is called “clearing the bong”
Some people like to exhale what smoke they have in their lungs before removing the slide to clear the bong.
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE ARE YOU TO EXHALE WHILE YOUR MOUTH IS ON THE BONG! Hold the hit in, then Exhale.

Thank you for the translation. That's what I meant to say.

 

[Chill]

Thank you for the translation. That's what I meant to say.

I found it in one of my old school reports for the Pross and Cons of Marijuana. At the end i wrote how to rip a bong, haha.