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My girlfriend wants me to go see magic mike with her 2maro.

I watched the trailer and it looks so fucking retarded like i cant even. It's basically just shirtless guys dancing for 2 hours.

I don't wanna be a dick but I would rather her just go with her sister and see that, so how do i get out of this lol.

 

[Shift]

Drink a bottle of Nyquil 10 minutes before the movie starts.

Ur welcum

 

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Drink a bottle of Nyquil 10 minutes before the movie starts.

Ur welcum

This is a serious thread pls kthxbai

 

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This is a serious thread pls kthxbai

I was being srs

It works trust me

Or tell her u r busy

 

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Wear sweatpants and no boxers and see if youll get a boner. That'll show if youre really straight! hope I helped with an idea.

 

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Say "sorry I'm busy bby", then ur not even busy lol trolled

 

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you should go, who knows maybe your gay side will be brought out ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

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Wear sweatpants and no boxers and see if youll get a boner.  That'll show if youre really straight! hope I helped with an idea.

I don't get hard from shirtless dudes, but I get hard when I see a nice cock.

 

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I don't get hard from shirtless dudes, but I get hard when I see a nice cock.

Swear, well Im happy for you, its now legal in all 50 states! #RainbowPower4Lyfe!

 

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I'm no longer asking this site for help.