"I'd rather remove my toenail"... Well...

[Michael]

You probably will, I got like free shit at the canteen, didn't have to do work. ALL BECAUSE OF A TOE LOL.

 

[Pink Floyd]

Hell for all you know your toe infection could be sexually transmitted. Also, this may vary depending on where you live, but my teachers used to give me crap for being sick or having something wrong with me. Instead of them being lenient they were more strict.