How to pick up girls!

[Itachi]

Step 1: Acquire a Mini-Van
Step 2: Buy some starting ether and rags
Step 3: Soak the rags in the ether
Step 4: See a girl you want to nut on, sneak up behind her and hold the rag over her mouth and nose for about 6 seconds
Step 5: Toss her in the back of the minivan
Step 6: Get LAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDD


Shoutout to @Sanctuary

 

[Sanctuary]

Vouch, has worked multiple times for me, it's how I get pussy 24/7.

 

[BasedGod]

She woke up mid rape what next?!

 

[Shift]

She woke up mid rape what next?!

Well that's when the baseball bat comes into play.

 

[Sanctuary]

She woke up mid rape what next?!

You beat the pussy up. No, legit, knock her unconscious and continue.

 

[One]

The funniest part of this is that it isn't spamming and trolling. VOUCH THIS FUCKING WORKS. Lost my V card yesterday and haven't looked back since.

 

[Cokeboy]

Vouch, this method has been public for ages

 

[wall]

@Christy would appreciate this I'm sure.

 

[Itachi]

She does it reminds her of that one summer at band camp....

 

[One]

Also, make sure the mini van had blacked out windows. You wouldn't want any peeping Toms to rain on the parade.

 

[Codeine]

I always prefer to use a 2010 GMC Savana 1500 Cargo Van with fabricated company details on the side/back.

But a mini van is a good second choice OP.

 

[Itachi]

bitches dig the mother fucking mini van

 

[Lіon]

lmaol im going to try this. (YEET)