How to cheer someone up?

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So I found a road into this pretty hot emo bitch, but she always gets randomly depressed. And you know there's no way in hell I'm boning some constantly depressive chick for more than 2 weeks. How the fuck do I cheer her up? She's 16, and even though she's got that mad emo style (which turn's me on like mad) she isn't completely fucked. I'm pree sure she doesn't cut ect. but I guess i'll find out when I get her clothes off. Seriously, do I talk about unicorns or some shit? I don't want this chick downing me the whole time i'm trying to fuck her. I've also had a crush on her since I was 11.​
 
RE: How tocheer someone up?

What an awkward day Damnation, 2 emo bitches just hit on me IRL today. Fucking time paradoxes man. <3
 
Black Boy said:
Listen to some of her favorite songs. Make her laugh. If you can make a girl to laugh, you've angry in her pants.
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If I could make her laugh, would this thread be here? Tell me, how the fuck am I gunna make some emo bitch laugh. Like I know what the fuck she thinks is funny. Her music is depressing.
 
Respecting her would be a good place to start. You talk about her as an object, calling her a bitch. Man up.
 
Violence said:
Respecting her would be a good place to start. You talk about her as an object, calling her a bitch. Man up.
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How about fuck you bro. I treat my girls right. Stop pretending they have equal rights to us. At least they're in a good country to be 2nd. In some countries the family goat is respected more than the females.
 
Damnation said:
How about fuck you bro. I treat my girls right. Stop pretending they have equal rights to us. At least they're in a good country to be 2nd. In some countries the family goat is respected more than the females.
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What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Don't ask for the advice if you can't take it you punk bitch.
 
Damnation said:
How about fuck you bro. I treat my girls right. Stop pretending they have equal rights to us. At least they're in a good country to be 2nd. In some countries the family goat is respected more than the females.
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Are you being serious? And it sounds like you don't like her, you just want to fuck her. Don't make her more depressed. And this is truly fucked up if this is what you think.
 
Superman said:
Are you being serious? And it sounds like you don't like her, you just want to fuck her. Don't make her more depressed. And this is truly fucked up if this is what you think.
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To be honest, I thought Damnations response was actually pretty funny :p
 
Here's my advice. If you actually like her, be a man, and take her out on a date. Watch a movie, or go to a restaurant or something. Be nice, and act like a gentleman. Also ask questions about shit, and try to care. And like Violence said, don't talk about her like she's an object, calling her a bitch and stuff on forums. If fucking her is all you care about, then you shouldn't even bother. Especially if she's already depressed.
 
Superman said:
Here's my advice. If you actually like her, be a man, and take her out on a date. Watch a movie, or go to a restaurant or something. Be nice, and act like a gentleman. Also ask questions about shit, and try to care. And like Violence said, don't talk about her like she's an object, calling her a bitch and stuff on forums. If fucking her is all you care about, then you shouldn't even bother. Especially if she's already depressed.
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Fuck, this kid is smart^ I agree 100% With you.
 
Superman said:
Here's my advice. If you actually like her, be a man, and take her out on a date. Watch a movie, or go to a restaurant or something. Be nice, and act like a gentleman. Also ask questions about shit, and try to care. And like Violence said, don't talk about her like she's an object, calling her a bitch and stuff on forums. If fucking her is all you care about, then you shouldn't even bother. Especially if she's already depressed.
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Dude, i've done this shit with her tons, we've been friends for ages, and I can get in there easy, but i'm not going to if she is always gunna be depressed. The advice your giving me would have been relevant a month ago.
 
Just do what I did to get my girl, ASK HER THE FUCK OUT. She won't be depressed when you're dating her, trust me. Goddamit Evan.
 
Damnation said:
Dude, i've done this shit with her tons, we've been friends for ages, and I can get in there easy, but i'm not going to if she is always gunna be depressed. The advice your giving me would have been relevant a month ago.
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When someone suggested going on a walk with her, you said you wanted something simpler like a conversation. A simple conversation will not make someone immediately happy and not depressed. It takes time and care, that you obviously don't want to take.
 
Superman said:
When someone suggested going on a walk with her, you said you wanted something simpler like a conversation. A simple conversation will not make someone immediately happy and not depressed. It takes time and care, that you obviously don't want to take.
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How many times must I say I want a conversational topic?

Tupac said:
Just do what I did to get my girl, ASK HER THE FUCK OUT. She won't be depressed when you're dating her, trust me. Goddamit Evan.
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Why would I ruin FWB? It's simply not done.
 
Ew, i broke up with a gorgeous blonde emo girl, because i coudlnt handle her depression,

me- Hey hun,how are you today!!!
her- Im ok, little bit depressed (every day )
me- Ok, im out i have enough problems my self.

^literary what i said.
 
Loyal said:
Ew, i broke up with a gorgeous blonde emo girl, because i coudlnt handle her depression,

me- Hey hun,how are you today!!!
her- Im ok, little bit depressed (every day )
me- Ok, im out i have enough problems my self.

^literary what i said.
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Someone who gets it.
Finally.
 
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