Homeland Security Warns about Zombie Attack?

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Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you're prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.

The Federal Emergency Management Agency hosted an online seminar for its Citizen Corps organization to help emergency planners better prepare their communities for disaster. The federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention last year first launched a zombie apocalypse social media campaign for the same purposes.

Emergency planners were encouraged to use the threat of zombies –the flesh-hungry, walking dead –to encourage citizens to prepare for disasters. Organizers also noted the relative proximity to Halloween.

Among the government's recommendations were having an emergency evacuation plan and a change of clothes, plus keeping on hand fresh water, extra medications and emergency.
 
Glen said:
OMG it's DayZ!!!!!

Only the most experienced will survive, you know what to do..
TO THE AIR FIELD!@!@!
 
A zombie apocalypse is simply not going to happen. And if it, how hard would it be for the army to kill some dudes that walk extremely slow and that HAVE to be next to you. Pretty sure that if a zombie is 20 meters away, it will take him ~4 seconds to get to you RUNNING, 4 seconds is more than enough to shoot him a few times.
 
Hah, Daniel makes a great point and has some really good common sense! If a small group of people became zombies there would be a very slim chance that it would be able to spread to the majority if the only way for it to spread was through bites. But I also kind of agree with the original post although it is quite odd. If you are prepared for a zombie apocalypse or any apocalypse, I would think you are properly prepared for any other emergency.
 
i really doubt this, just some crazy drug imo.

although..

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Pichu™ said:
Probably just another bath salts scare.

If you read the post on huffington, and see the examples on there you will see that it is referring to bath salts.

not a rant, just think you should post on things you take an interest in (i.e) have read the referenced source..
 
I don't by it yet. Notice how from what I see this is only happening in the United States of America.

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See usa peoples this is what happens when your brother fucks your sister who fucks your father ;)
 
ethical said:
See usa peoples this is what happens when your brother fucks your sister who fucks your father ;)

I think you're talking about Russia.
 
Holy shit, you kids STILL think it was bath salts? Do you all live under a rock?

The toxicologist report came out a LONG time ago for the "Miami zombie", only thing in his system was THC(Marijuana) and everyone knows that doesn't do shit.

The more you know.
 
Knife said:
Holy shit, you kids STILL think it was bath salts? Do you all live under a rock?

The toxicologist report came out a LONG time ago for the "Miami zombie", only thing in his system was THC(Marijuana) and everyone knows that doesn't do shit.

The more you know.

Read the article before you reply.
 
Adam said:
Knife said:
Holy shit, you kids STILL think it was bath salts? Do you all live under a rock?

The toxicologist report came out a LONG time ago for the "Miami zombie", only thing in his system was THC(Marijuana) and everyone knows that doesn't do shit.

The more you know.

Read the article before you reply.

Read the thread before you reply.
 
Knife said:
Adam said:
Knife said:
Holy shit, you kids STILL think it was bath salts? Do you all live under a rock?

The toxicologist report came out a LONG time ago for the "Miami zombie", only thing in his system was THC(Marijuana) and everyone knows that doesn't do shit.

The more you know.

Read the article before you reply.

Read the thread before you reply.

I don't read anything Pichu posts. He's a dumbfuck.
 
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