[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Hi my name is Vitality and i punch dogs.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]late in the day i have found that being hatched from and egg is not the norm[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]my egg was blue and for this i am unhappy (i dont like blue)[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]my early days were spent trying to avoid the bigger trees in my yard[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]often eating the various grubs and roots my small snout could unearth[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]this you might say has set me up in life for not very much[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]tonight i have had a kebab and some plastic toy soldiers for tea[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]i have 2 gold fish: 1 called terrance and 1 called turnip[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]turnip doesn't like kevin. but as they stay out of each others way life aint hard[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]you may ask who is kevin?[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]this has nothing to do with you and as such will remain my secret[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]i have never had a chance to collect stamps! this upsets me[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]i do however have a large collection of small shoes[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]47% of them are left 1's[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Things I Like:[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]i like the noise small kids make when you hit them and they fall down,[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif](old people make much the same noise ?!?! strange that?).[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]I like my sock Franko and he likes me.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]I like 2/3rds of rice kryspies in a packet, (the rest can go 2 hell).[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Bar fights.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Carving novelty animals from root vegetables.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Freaky Circus ***. Jokes that are in bad taste.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Girls with no Standards, Morals or Self Esteem.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Midgets, (yay for little people they make me feel big).[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Really creepy people who follow you about.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Things I Dislike:[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Balloon animals, its not a Giraffe its a bent up balloon![/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Eating just cos ive run out of beer![/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Fat people who aren't jolly, (fat people have to be jolly its the LAW!)[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Girls who think to much, (well of course your not gunna wanna sleep with me if you think about it).[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Hangovers!!![/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Kittens that come apart when you kick them.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Materialism and not having enough stuff.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Double Standards (i can have them but you cant!)[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Shaving.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Small Stones with Sharp Edges.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Snotty Eggs.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]To be honest i only came here cos i was told that Wednesdays is chocolate cake and ice cream day.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]late in the day i have found that being hatched from and egg is not the norm[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]my egg was blue and for this i am unhappy (i dont like blue)[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]my early days were spent trying to avoid the bigger trees in my yard[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]often eating the various grubs and roots my small snout could unearth[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]this you might say has set me up in life for not very much[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]tonight i have had a kebab and some plastic toy soldiers for tea[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]i have 2 gold fish: 1 called terrance and 1 called turnip[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]turnip doesn't like kevin. but as they stay out of each others way life aint hard[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]you may ask who is kevin?[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]this has nothing to do with you and as such will remain my secret[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]i have never had a chance to collect stamps! this upsets me[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]i do however have a large collection of small shoes[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]47% of them are left 1's[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Things I Like:[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]i like the noise small kids make when you hit them and they fall down,[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif](old people make much the same noise ?!?! strange that?).[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]I like my sock Franko and he likes me.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]I like 2/3rds of rice kryspies in a packet, (the rest can go 2 hell).[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Bar fights.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Carving novelty animals from root vegetables.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Freaky Circus ***. Jokes that are in bad taste.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Girls with no Standards, Morals or Self Esteem.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Midgets, (yay for little people they make me feel big).[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Really creepy people who follow you about.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Things I Dislike:[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Balloon animals, its not a Giraffe its a bent up balloon![/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Eating just cos ive run out of beer![/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Fat people who aren't jolly, (fat people have to be jolly its the LAW!)[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Girls who think to much, (well of course your not gunna wanna sleep with me if you think about it).[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Hangovers!!![/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Kittens that come apart when you kick them.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Materialism and not having enough stuff.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Double Standards (i can have them but you cant!)[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Shaving.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Small Stones with Sharp Edges.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]Snotty Eggs.[/font]
[font=Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]To be honest i only came here cos i was told that Wednesdays is chocolate cake and ice cream day.[/font]
