Hi, I'm Marley

Trap said:
He's teething absolutely horribly. He doesn't stay asleep for more then an hour. He will wake up for a bottle / start screaming in pain like every hour on the hour. Let's just say he doesn't sleep good at all. So neither do I.
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It's just a bad stage, it'll all work out brotha. Don't stress.
 
Marley said:
It's just a bad stage, it'll all work out brotha. Don't stress.
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I can't wait for the day he starts sleeping through the whole night. This shit is just deadly. I need coffee on top of coffee on top of Monster on top of CRACK.
 
Trap said:
I can't wait for the day he starts sleeping through the whole night. This shit is just deadly. I need coffee on top of coffee on top of Monster on top of CRACK.
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best father line i have ever heard
you've truly turned into a dad
 
gunnar said:
best father line i have ever heard
you've truly turned into a dad
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I would hope so. He's going to be a year old in June. I'd hate to not be a dad already. I can tell I'm a dad because my jokes are terrible now.

Marley said:
that night will be a beautiful one my friend.
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Yes it will. He's still moaning and shit. Like, just go the fuck to sleep. Idc if that sounds awful. Just GO TO SLEEP. lol.
 
Trap said:
I would hope so. He's going to be a year old in June. I'd hate to not be a dad already. I can tell I'm a dad because my jokes are terrible now.


Yes it will. He's still moaning and shit. Like, just go the fuck to sleep. Idc if that sounds awful. Just GO TO SLEEP. lol.
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your jokes have always been terrible corey
 
Trap said:
I would hope so. He's going to be a year old in June. I'd hate to not be a dad already. I can tell I'm a dad because my jokes are terrible now.


Yes it will. He's still moaning and shit. Like, just go the fuck to sleep. Idc if that sounds awful. Just GO TO SLEEP. lol.
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hahahahaha, I can't wait for my first child
 
Marley said:
hahahahaha, I can't wait for my first child
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i can't wait to have sex!!!!
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Trap said:
Yeah, I'm well aware. I'm as funny as a white man hanging from a tree.
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that is pretty funny not gonna lie corey
 
Trap said:
No.
You CAN wait.
You CAN.
You absolutely positively CAN.
Wait 10 more years. K thanks.
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or just don't have a child in general
personally i think i'd adopt just to save the toddler years from killing me
 
gunnar said:
or just don't have a child in general
personally i think i'd adopt just to save the toddler years from killing me
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Well, you're going to have to adopt if you pass me in this contest today. Specifically today.

-___- I literally have risked all of my sleep for this cow shit. lol.

Marley said:
I've always loved kids and I already know how to take care of babies. I'm ready. Gonna go make babies with my girl
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Oh my god, you're a goddamn mad man. There's a huge difference when you get to give the baby back at the end of the night. You will be on 24/7 watch to make sure that baby is safe, nurtured, fed, burped, etc. It is a never ending process. It is the gift of being a parent.
 
Trap said:
Well, you're going to have to adopt if you pass me in this contest today. Specifically today.

-___- I literally have risked all of my sleep for this cow shit. lol.
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i'm not going to pass you on the current one
idk if that's yesterday or today or tomorrow considering it is 2:44 am so idk what day those posts are referring to
 
Trap said:
Well, you're going to have to adopt if you pass me in this contest today. Specifically today.

-___- I literally have risked all of my sleep for this cow shit. lol.


Oh my god, you're a goddamn mad man. There's a huge difference when you get to give the baby back at the end of the night. You will be on 24/7 watch to make sure that baby is safe, nurtured, fed, burped, etc. It is a never ending process. It is the gift of being a parent.
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God, I can't fucking wait for that day when I have to stay up at night taking care of my baby
 
gunnar said:
i'm not going to pass you on the current one
idk if that's yesterday or today or tomorrow considering it is 2:44 am so idk what day those posts are referring to
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Now my son is jumping up and down frantically because he thinks it's morning and that it is time to get up.

Well, I'm in a world of hurt now.
 
Trap said:
Now my son is jumping up and down frantically because he thinks it's morning and that it is time to get up.

Well, I'm in a world of hurt now.
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WAIT WHAT WOKE HIM UP YO I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
 
Marley said:
God, I can't fucking wait for that day when I have to stay up at night taking care of my 
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Are you trolling me? You're in the wrong section, buddy. I think you have lost your marbles.
That's a lot of money in coffee. You have no idea how much money has gone into coffee for me in the last 10 months.
 
Trap said:
Are you trolling me? You're in the wrong section, buddy. I think you have lost your marbles.
That's a lot of money in coffee. You have no idea how much money has gone into coffee for me in the last 10 months.
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YOU DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND HOW GOD DAMN EXCITED I AM. OH MY FGOD
 
Trap said:
Are you trolling me? You're in the wrong section, buddy. I think you have lost your marbles.
That's a lot of money in coffee. You have no idea how much money has gone into coffee for me in the last 10 months.
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My friend is selling like 300$ worth of Dunkin donuts accounts for like 40$ You just go to the register login and then pay with it.
 
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