Trap said:He's teething absolutely horribly. He doesn't stay asleep for more then an hour. He will wake up for a bottle / start screaming in pain like every hour on the hour. Let's just say he doesn't sleep good at all. So neither do I.
I can't wait for the day he starts sleeping through the whole night. This shit is just deadly. I need coffee on top of coffee on top of Monster on top of CRACK.Marley said:It's just a bad stage, it'll all work out brotha. Don't stress.
best father line i have ever heardTrap said:I can't wait for the day he starts sleeping through the whole night. This shit is just deadly. I need coffee on top of coffee on top of Monster on top of CRACK.
Trap said:I can't wait for the day he starts sleeping through the whole night. This shit is just deadly. I need coffee on top of coffee on top of Monster on top of CRACK.
I would hope so. He's going to be a year old in June. I'd hate to not be a dad already. I can tell I'm a dad because my jokes are terrible now.gunnar said:best father line i have ever heard
you've truly turned into a dad
Yes it will. He's still moaning and shit. Like, just go the fuck to sleep. Idc if that sounds awful. Just GO TO SLEEP. lol.Marley said:that night will be a beautiful one my friend.
Trap said:I would hope so. He's going to be a year old in June. I'd hate to not be a dad already. I can tell I'm a dad because my jokes are terrible now.
Yes it will. He's still moaning and shit. Like, just go the fuck to sleep. Idc if that sounds awful. Just GO TO SLEEP. lol.
Trap said:I would hope so. He's going to be a year old in June. I'd hate to not be a dad already. I can tell I'm a dad because my jokes are terrible now.
Yes it will. He's still moaning and shit. Like, just go the fuck to sleep. Idc if that sounds awful. Just GO TO SLEEP. lol.
Yeah, I'm well aware. I'm as funny as a white man hanging from a tree.gunnar said:your jokes have always been terrible corey
i can't wait to have sex!!!!Marley said:hahahahaha, I can't wait for my first child
that is pretty funny not gonna lie coreyTrap said:Yeah, I'm well aware. I'm as funny as a white man hanging from a tree.
No.Marley said:hahahahaha, I can't wait for my first child
or just don't have a child in generalTrap said:No.
You CAN wait.
You CAN.
You absolutely positively CAN.
Wait 10 more years. K thanks.
Trap said:No.
You CAN wait.
You CAN.
You absolutely positively CAN.
Wait 10 more years. K thanks.
Well, you're going to have to adopt if you pass me in this contest today. Specifically today.gunnar said:or just don't have a child in general
personally i think i'd adopt just to save the toddler years from killing me
Oh my god, you're a goddamn mad man. There's a huge difference when you get to give the baby back at the end of the night. You will be on 24/7 watch to make sure that baby is safe, nurtured, fed, burped, etc. It is a never ending process. It is the gift of being a parent.Marley said:I've always loved kids and I already know how to take care of babies. I'm ready. Gonna go make babies with my girl
i'm not going to pass you on the current oneTrap said:Well, you're going to have to adopt if you pass me in this contest today. Specifically today.
-___- I literally have risked all of my sleep for this cow shit. lol.
Trap said:Well, you're going to have to adopt if you pass me in this contest today. Specifically today.
-___- I literally have risked all of my sleep for this cow shit. lol.
Oh my god, you're a goddamn mad man. There's a huge difference when you get to give the baby back at the end of the night. You will be on 24/7 watch to make sure that baby is safe, nurtured, fed, burped, etc. It is a never ending process. It is the gift of being a parent.
Now my son is jumping up and down frantically because he thinks it's morning and that it is time to get up.gunnar said:i'm not going to pass you on the current one
idk if that's yesterday or today or tomorrow considering it is 2:44 am so idk what day those posts are referring to
WAIT WHAT WOKE HIM UP YO I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOUTrap said:Now my son is jumping up and down frantically because he thinks it's morning and that it is time to get up.
Well, I'm in a world of hurt now.
Are you trolling me? You're in the wrong section, buddy. I think you have lost your marbles.Marley said:God, I can't fucking wait for that day when I have to stay up at night taking care of my
Trap said:Are you trolling me? You're in the wrong section, buddy. I think you have lost your marbles.
That's a lot of money in coffee. You have no idea how much money has gone into coffee for me in the last 10 months.
Trap said:Are you trolling me? You're in the wrong section, buddy. I think you have lost your marbles.
That's a lot of money in coffee. You have no idea how much money has gone into coffee for me in the last 10 months.
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