Hat Day - voting. [No winners yet]

Who's got the best hat?

  • LIGHTS

    Votes: 1 6.7%

  • WAR

    Votes: 5 33.3%

  • Phantomkiller42

    Votes: 9 60.0%

  • Life

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
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Our final competitors are;

@"LIGHTS"
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Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute just sit right there
And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air


In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool,
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I Begged and pleaded with her day after day,
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First class yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champaine glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/w/will-smith...yrics.html ]
Hmm this might be allright
But wait I hear prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place they should send this cool cat
I don't think so, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well ah the plain landed and when I came out
There was a dude that looked like a cop standing there with my name
out
I aint trying to get arrested yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning dissapeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab was rare
But I thought naw forget it yo homes to Bel-Air


I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes smell ya later"
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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@"WAR"
So, myself and a couple of team mates were given a kill order by the USN. My buddies, Ace, Mud, and Ditch, all decided that we take on this supposed weapons dealer in the valley of the Hindu Kush. Word is that they're armed to the teeth, and it was up to us to let them meet their maker. A few short hours later, we arrived there on the C-130 (loud as F*ck). It was our go to jump out this monster, and straight into Hell. It was around 0400, it's cold, and it's very dry. Nothing worse then having the four of us sing "I got a pocket full of sunshine". I believe we could have destroyed them all with our amazing vocals, and Ace's so called moonwalk, hah. Three hours go by, and we find this village. We believe that it's the mass weapons dealer, Idris Abdel. Ditch set-up the coms, as Ace and I kept watch for any local insurgents taking their routine patrols. Mud however thought it'd be better if we just waited until nightfall if we just grab-n-bag this mother fucker. It wasn't my call, and everyone agreed upon it. Although Ditch told coms that we'll need an extraction at 0300. Nightfall came, and we all had our M4A1's, of-course mine had the "Hello Kitty" sticker on it. We were all on Mud's go, and as soon as we were about open the biggest hut in the village. There were 11-14 insurgents, and Idris Abdel himself waiting. Turns out, these fuckers knew we were coming because of the signal Ditch had let out. Shit, now we're in some deep shit. But in no hesitation. I shot two of those assholes straight in the middle of their eyes. Ditch, hurried and had the other three next to me. Mud, had tackled Abdel, and Ace's gun was jammed, so he had gotten a few hits in the chest/pelvis area. To bad these guys didn't think that this guy wasn't going down without a fight. He raced for his M9111 Colt, and took down at-least two of them while he was on his knees, and another three has he was on the ground. I didn't wanna leave his body there, but we had no choice, and we are being surrounded by these fucking lunatics. Screaming and yelling "Death to the infidels!". Ditch was hurt bad, his left ear is coming off, and he was bleeding profusely. He gave me a letter stating, "I Love you, Jenny". I couldn't believe it, this asshole really thinks he's going to die on me. I picked him up, and told him. "You're gonna tell her yourself, get your gameface on you sonofabitch". Mud had already been wounded when we had made landfall from the jump we had done on the C-130. Almost broke his entire left arm, actually. But he's a warrior, and he wasn't going down without crushing some inbred skulls. We raced to the nearest hill. This one being only like, 7 feet tall, we had no other option. At-least we still had our ammo, and our determination to get the hell out of here. Ditch tried setting up coms but was to weak and blood was getting all over the screen. I myself wanted to do it, but I was afraid of him not having to see his wife. Mud had one thing to do, and he let the bastard go. Instead he reached for his beacon, and already been shot-up a few times. He took it, and without us knowing, ran into the hail of gunfire. Just for Ditch and I to get the F*ck out of here. Surprisingly, he wasn't touched and when he was running back. He was shot all across his back, and face first into the gravel. The only thing I could do was scream, and I ran out there. All I could hear was the whistling of the bullets coming past me. I've been hit a few times, I know it. I could feel that burning "sensation" running though my body. I didn't care, he was my friend, and he just gave his life for us. The battle waged on for another twenty minutes. Ditch still hanging on, and firing his last magazine. Finally we heard a friendly sound of two Apaches, that had just came in, and without warning, blew up and splattered those fucks in every corner. We finally had also got a blackhawk into the vicinity in about 3-4 minutes after those Apaches saved our asses. A group of U.S. Army Rangers came in and helped Ditch up, good thing is. He was going to make it. As they picked up Mud, I asked for his helmet. I took that helmet, and I thank him everyday for him saving me, and Ditch. For me to be here, and for Ditch to see his wife once again. As for Ace, he was unconscious, and is doing fine.
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@"Phantomkiller42"
It was Friday night, the party was wild, I thought i need a party hat! So i went to the store and got one.

-End.

tl;dr
I bought hat. Hat gets me da ladies.
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Life
It was a cold, dark night when Foon awoke. He heard a strange noise outside, like a sick animal breathing heavily. He removed his top hat from his lamp and turned it on. He then got up from his bed to look outside, where he saw nothing but the old dead tree. He went into the kitchen and drank a glass of warm Pepsi, that always calmed him down. After he finished the refreshment, he slowly walked back to bed. After turning off his lamp, he placed the top hat back on and closed his eyes. Not 5 minutes later he heard the same noise. He jolted upright in his bed and put his top hat on, but left the lamp off. He tried to tell himself it was nothing, but he was still shivering in fear. Suddenly he heard a creaking noise, and looked around the room. His doorknob was slowly turning. Finally he saw a huge man open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
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Judges cast your votes! I will be discontinuing the judges next month I'm afraid. They will have the final say in this round but I wish for the community to vote as well. Next month the community and the community alone shall decide the winners.
 
Phantomkiller's obviously, the other ones are too long for me to read.
 
Automatic Coding said:
Phantomkiller's obviously, the other ones are too long for me to read.
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Thats what I was thinking
I voted for him aswell
 
Lol. Oh well, worked hard on mine. Goodluck to whoever.
 
Oxide will you please add life to the poll D:

And you'll have to get your damn story in next time my friend!
 
Pink Floyd said:
Oxide will you please add life to the poll D:

And you'll have to get your damn story in next time my friend!
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D:
Old thread: Last modified: Wednesday, June 15th, 2011 03:13 AM
This thread: Thursday, June 16th, 2011, 05:33 AM

You just hate me.
 
Yay. When will winner be announced?
 
I voted for phantom killer, short and to the point, thats how I like it, (no homo) XD
 
Voting generalized on how people want to read, and spend their time.
 
Why are there 100s of words on a page that should only say the following:
"Which hat do you like best, voting begins now
winners announce at X time"
 
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