Hands up who's been abused on Xbox Live? Keep 'em up if it was by a candy-munching, 12-year-old American sprog - with a Childline-bothering aggressive streak and a mouth filthier than Dita Von Teese's wormery.
Wow. Look at that. A sea of arms. Arms that know the incredulity of being tarnished as a "fag" by a pre-pubescent.
Perhaps the most irritating aspect of this experience isn't the eardrum-piercing maltreatment - it's the futility of your resultant anger. Because swearing at children is wrong. And you know it.
But hang on. Help may yet be at hand - and it comes in the hulking, bad guy-terminating shape of Hank Keirsey.
Wow. Look at that. A sea of arms. Arms that know the incredulity of being tarnished as a "fag" by a pre-pubescent.
Perhaps the most irritating aspect of this experience isn't the eardrum-piercing maltreatment - it's the futility of your resultant anger. Because swearing at children is wrong. And you know it.
But hang on. Help may yet be at hand - and it comes in the hulking, bad guy-terminating shape of Hank Keirsey.