Gravity is god

[Yeti]

Okay so gravity is

Omnipresent
Cannot be absorbed, transformed, or prevented
Always attracts
And is responsible for life here on Earth

Sounds better than Jesus to me.

 

[Jamil]

You will have to explain further. But it does meet the requirements.

 

[Miles]

Vouch all hail Gravity I wonder if we'll manage to kill it too

 

[Sector]

That's funny, I thought gravity existed..

EDIT: Fuck. This comment was so good until I went back and read "omnipresent."

 

[Phormick]

This arguement is invalid. Gravity is a bitch. Not god.

 

[jclick]

If moon have no gravity means Moon is not designed by God ?

 

[Envy]

Uhm... gravity can be created. In fact everything that has a mass has gravity. Does that imply god can be created, that everything is god? Or that god is in everything? Shit idk. But you can create God in this case. Does more than one source of gravity mean more than one god? Black Holes are also the strongest sources of gravity by far. Does that mean they are the most powerful gods? I think I like it better when it's the abstract version of God.

 

[Yeti]

Uhm... gravity can be created. In fact everything that has a mass has gravity. Does that imply god can be created, that everything is god? Or that god is in everything? Shit idk. But you can create God in this case. Does more than one source of gravity mean more than one god? Black Holes are also the strongest sources of gravity by far. Does that mean they are the most powerful gods? I think I like it better when it's the abstract version of God.

Black holes r jesus
end of discussion