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Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
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FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
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Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.
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For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.
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Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.
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Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
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For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
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Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
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Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
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Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.
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Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.
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Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
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Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.--------------------------------
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Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.
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Our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100% Italian leather.
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Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.
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Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.
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Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
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Open house body shapers toning salon free coffee and donuts
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Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.
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Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175.
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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
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Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.
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Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.
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Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
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German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
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Snow Blower for sale…only used on snowy days.
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Bill’s Septic Cleaning: “We Haul American-Made Products."
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Cows, calves never bred…also 1 gay bull for sale.
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Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.
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Hummels – Largest selection ever. "If it’s in stock, then we have it!"
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1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.
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Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.
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Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club.
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Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.
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XD
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
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FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
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Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.
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For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.
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Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.
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Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
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For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
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Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
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Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
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Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.
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Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.
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Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
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Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.--------------------------------
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Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.
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Our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100% Italian leather.
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Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.
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Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.
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Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
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Open house body shapers toning salon free coffee and donuts
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Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.
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Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175.
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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
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Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.
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Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.
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Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
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German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
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Snow Blower for sale…only used on snowy days.
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Bill’s Septic Cleaning: “We Haul American-Made Products."
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Cows, calves never bred…also 1 gay bull for sale.
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Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.
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Hummels – Largest selection ever. "If it’s in stock, then we have it!"
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1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.
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Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.
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Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club.
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Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.
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XD
