Funny Riddles

[Cred]

I had an idea of giving riddles and the person who answers correctly has to say a riddle and it goes on and on. 
I'll start it out.

A kid and his dad were in a tragic accident
the dad died but the kid didn't
he was rushed to the hospital 
the doctor walked in and said "What! I can't operate on my own son!"
Who was the doctor?

 

[matthew]

Was the doctor the mom? ;^)

Hope I got it

 

[Sapphire]

Pretty sure @Melephunk was right, @Cred, tell him if he is so he can then post one.

Nice idea for a thread.

 

[Cred]

@melephunk is correct!
Your turn post a riddle

 

[Cred]

If @melephunk doesn't post one then @Mac can.

 

[ryan]

great idea of a thread lets keep it alive

 

[Random]

there is something about 8 inches long
im sitting at my work desk
it sits with me and is wood

what is it.

 

[Cred]

there is something about 8 inches long
im sitting at my work desk
it sits with me and is wood

what is it.

your pencil? That's all I could think of.

 

[matthew]

Sorry for the late response.

Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?

 

[Pandas]

Sorry for the late response.

Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?

Some sexy arse nigga girl. hope this is right.

EDIT: if you want to be more specific, a pussy.

 

[matthew]

Some sexy arse nigga girl. hope this is right.

EDIT: if you want to be more specific, a pussy.

Not even close. 

Anyone else want to guess?

 

[blell0w]

Sorry for the late response.

Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?

engagement ring ??
/25charskkkk

 

[matthew]

engagement ring ??
/25charskkkk

Not an engagement ring, just a ring. 

I'll give it to ya

 

[Jaii]

Not an engagement ring, just a ring. 

I'll give it to ya

a fucking vagina. am I correct?

 

[Ari]

What's rock hard at the current moment?

Very hard riddle here

 

[Jaii]

What's rock hard at the current moment?

Very hard riddle here

you can't create a riddle until the last one is created bruh

 

[Ari]

you can't create a riddle until the last one is created bruh

oh nu dnt call teh p0lic3 on me pls.. the answer was my d1ck btw 

 

[blell0w]

Not an engagement ring, just a ring. 

I'll give it to ya

k.

Here's mine :
If three hours ago, it was as long after two o'clock in the afternoon as it was before two o'clock in the morning, what time would it be now?

extra riddle :
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood