funny Facebook status ideas

[pzstar]

Funny Facebook statuses are a great way to brighten up your social networking profile page.
*decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
*One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
*When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
*I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
sometimes, not remembering mey be the better.
*What is fat, ginger and pregnant? Nothing..
*slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food.
*wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
*People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe i’m moving in circles..
*Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
*║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95
Dear Santa, let me explain…
*I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
*٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
*_̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡
if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP
*scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today’s status.

Funny Facebook Status

 

[erickjose191984]

Having a funny status at facebook can take everyone attentions. It helps also to boost your profile to other facebook members. Here are some of my funny ideas on facebook.


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