For all you feeling down:

Cabbage

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If you think you're 'unlucky' or 'worthless' in the world, maybe this might make you feel better.
After doing some research, I hope this might pay off to someone:​

Odds of winning the lottery: about 1 in 175,000,000


Now, I would like to say here your chances of actually being born. A man will produce and ejaculate 52,996 milliliters (14 gallons) of sperm in their lifetime. How is this related to life support? I will explain more. About 4 milliliters is released per sexual encounter (fap, sex, rape, whatever) That means around 200-400 MILLION sperm are released during that intercourse. So, you basically had about a 1/390,000,000 chance of actually making it to the egg. (10 million accounts for the dumb ones. Conjoined, ones that try to impregnate white blood cells, etc.)
With odds like that, you could win the lottery. Twice, even THREE times. And that's not even taking into account for the chance of miscarriage, and other tragic accidents. 22% of babies are aborted, and around 18% are miscarried. What does that mean for you? Your odds are increased greatly against you. If you're reading this, obviously you defied some huge ass odds.​

Now, go win the lottery for me.
 
RE: This might make you feel better:

Great thread, Cabbage. I definitely think that this will make some people feel better.
 
The sperm that made me was on steroids and thats how I was first.

So with my odds, I would have to rob a bank to " win the lottery "

:)
 
I will win this shit one day I promise!
 
This doesn't fix the fact then when someone thinks they are worthless.. This just says you are lucky to be alive that's it..


Nice try but the best thing to do when your down is fuck shit up till you forget
 
Cabbage said:
About 4 milliliters is released per sexual encounter (fap, sex, rape, whatever)[/size]


LOL, i read that and i was cheered up enough.
thank you Cabbage <3
 
Poop said:
The sperm that made me was on steroids and thats how I was first.

So with my odds, I would have to rob a bank to " win the lottery "

:)

Technically you weren't 'first'. You mooched off you brother and sister sperm. They are the ones who broke down the eggs cell wall to allow you to get in.
 
All this talk of sperm and ejaculation is making me hungry.

I'm glad I can always turn to comfort food to lighten my mood!
 
When I was born I jumped out of the womb and yelled 'FIRST!'
 
Nice c+p faggit lrn2b original.
 
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