(FML...) Need Advice Quick!

[Death]

Okay, I fell asleep late last night, I have a cough that keeps me up for a while.
I wake up while my alarm is going off, I get up and shut it off, then go back to bed for a second (I was tired as fuck), saying "I'll just sleep 10 more minutes, then get up and go to school".

I woke up now. :sad2:
1:09pm.

School started 5 hours ago.

What the FUCK do I do, lol?

...and how do I explain this to my dad?

This has happened a couple times before, but I promised him that I'd never do it again. ='(

....and do I even bother going into school?

I usually walk anyway.

...by the time I get there, though, the period will almost be over, and it's last period anyway (programming class, which is extremely easy).


Help! :wreck:

 

[Sorrow_mybb_import14290]

Climb out your window then when the time comes when your usually home walk through the door like nothing happened.

 

[Death]

Climb out your window then when the time comes when your usually home walk through the door like nothing happened.

Well, my dad goes to work before I wake up, and he comes home about an hour and a half after I get home.
My brother gets home from school after me, and my sister does, too.
So they won't really know that anything happened either way.

But my school's going to call and say "He was absent today", and my dad has to write a note or else I'm considered truant.
That's the only issue.

=/

 

[Moron™]

tell your dad the truth? or wait and see if they do ring up, if not just forge a note or something in the morning.

 

[fatMatch]

google how to make fake vomit, put it in a bucket next to your bed or something and say you felt sick, food poisoning etc

 

[WetRain]

Stir up some chili and and make mashed potatoes. Mash them together. Add some green food coloring and some other discusting shit then say your threw up.

otherwise just get your two fingers and actually throw up.

Works well

 

[Tyler-]

this used to happen to me atleast once a week, just say you were really sick