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Post your jokes. I will start.


You know shes to young for you when your walking and her shoes light up.

You know shes to young for you when she thinks getting wet is getting her bathing suit on and going threw the sprinkler.

Man walks in to the bar and sits beside a blonde.

Man: Your going to get laid tonight.

Blonde: OMG! Are you psychic or something?

Man: No, I am stronger.
 
How are Jews and pizza's a lot alike? They both are cooked in ovens.

Wait. Nevermind. That's not a joke.
 
How come there are no Walmarts in the middle east?

They're all Targets.
 
What do you call a black priest?

Holy Shit.

What is the difference between a park bench and a black man?

The park bench can support a family of four.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg?

Shit on a stick.

*I am not racist, these are just jokes and are meant to be taken as such.
 
I recently learned that there is a black man in my family tree.......He's still hanging there.

:p
 
Here is a joke I was told today at my family reunion,

So a priest at a church gets 3 couples together a old couple, a average couple and a young couple. The priest tells them they need to go a week without sex and after the week is past to come back in to church. so a week passes and all three couple go goto the church door, And the priest asks them how they did, The old couple says come Thursday it was a little hard, But we are used to not having sex for long periods of time. So the priest tells them to go along into the church. The average than come up and the priest than asks how they did and they said come Thursday it was really hard but we made it. The priest than lets them into the church. Than the young couple come up to the door and the priest asks them how they did, The guy than said come Tuesday it was bad, My girl bent over and I couldn't resist we did it right there. The priest than says you know you are no longer aloud to come to this church anymore than right, Than the young couple says yeah we kinda figured that since all the people at the grocery store in the vegetable isle told us that.

Its much funnier in person, When someone is telling it to you. But its still funny. :p
 
Woman walks up to her husband:

Her: "Darling, after all this time.. I want you to be honest with me. What do you like the most about me? My beauty, my character or my overall wealth?"
Him: "Your sense of humour."
 
What should you do if you see a mexician ridding a bike

Take it its probably yours


p.s im not racists just joke
 
Drake said:
What should you do if you see a mexician ridding a bike

Take it its probably yours


p.s im not racists just joke
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Lmao, Thats pretty fucking legit tbh. Nice joke.

I too am not racist, I am a quarter Mexican.
 
Lol yeah i was laughing when i heard this
 
Yeah man was mine good Leafs
 
Descrepency many people hated on me so just saying
 
My bad put in this Descrepancy
 
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