Extreme Grammar Nazi

God said:
Commas confuse me sometimes. They're too many rules, I always end up making a run-on sentence and failing epically at making complicated sentences. :failface:
You should have a fail face, considering this:

God said:
They're too many rules

They are doesn't qualify as there are :eek:ui:


Assangha said:
I am a comma Nazi. Seriously, I use way to many commas. Not going to lie. :3

If a comma is a BREAK in a sentence, using too many is serious ANNOYING to read, IMO.
 
@Reality I fixed it before you posted that. I was typing too fast and wasn't thinking. :( I usually try to use proper grammar.

Reality said:
God said:
Commas confuse me sometimes. They're too many rules, I always end up making a run-on sentence and failing epically at making complicated sentences. :failface:
You should have a fail face, considering this:

God said:
They're too many rules

They are doesn't qualify as there are :eek:ui:


Assangha said:
I am a comma Nazi. Seriously, I use way to many commas. Not going to lie. :3

If a comma is a BREAK in a sentence, using too many is serious ANNOYING to read, IMO.




It should be "seriously" annoying, you use an adverb not an adjective. :eek:ui: Put your failface on please. Also, there shouldn't be a comma before IMO. :eek:ui:
 
God said:
@Reality I fixed it before you posted that. I was typing too fast and wasn't thinking. :( I usually try to use proper grammar.

Reality said:
God said:
Commas confuse me sometimes. They're too many rules, I always end up making a run-on sentence and failing epically at making complicated sentences. :failface:
You should have a fail face, considering this:

God said:
They're too many rules

They are doesn't qualify as there are :eek:ui:


Assangha said:
I am a comma Nazi. Seriously, I use way to many commas. Not going to lie. :3

If a comma is a BREAK in a sentence, using too many is serious ANNOYING to read, IMO.




It should be "seriously" annoying, you use an adverb not an adjective. :eek:ui: Put your failface on please. Also, there shouldn't be a comma before IMO. :eek:ui:




Yes there should be, and I meant seriously :eek:mg: :bebe-pleure:

Because I'm breaking the sentence right before the last word, like so.
 
I'd end up sighing where I put the comma.
 
Reality said:
God said:
@Reality I fixed it before you posted that. I was typing too fast and wasn't thinking. :( I usually try to use proper grammar.

Reality said:
God said:
Commas confuse me sometimes. They're too many rules, I always end up making a run-on sentence and failing epically at making complicated sentences. :failface:
You should have a fail face, considering this:

God said:
They're too many rules

They are doesn't qualify as there are :eek:ui:


Assangha said:
I am a comma Nazi. Seriously, I use way to many commas. Not going to lie. :3

If a comma is a BREAK in a sentence, using too many is serious ANNOYING to read, IMO.




It should be "seriously" annoying, you use an adverb not an adjective. :eek:ui: Put your failface on please. Also, there shouldn't be a comma before IMO. :eek:ui:




Yes there should be, and I meant seriously :eek:mg: :bebe-pleure:

Because I'm breaking the sentence right before the last word, like so.




Yo dawg, I'ma let you finish but... You don't need to put commas in front of and. MKAY?
 
Yes there should be and I meant seriously is run on.
 
@Assangha. I laughed so hard!!! "Yo dawg, I'ma let you finish but... You don't need to put commas in front of and. MKAY?" That was perfect in every sense of the word. That's how to use the Kanye West quote.
 
Coolman909 said:
This is amazing!
I was left speechless, at the hilarity of this post.

I hope you were kidding, with that comma.
 
God said:
Commas confuse me sometimes. There are too many rules, I always end up making a run-on sentence and failing epically at making complicated sentences. :failface:

You comma splice'd. It's "...rules; I..." for future reference.

Seriously, you guys pretend to be grammar nazis but let that slide? I'm taking away all of your badges.

Oh, and Asshanga, he DOES need the comma. It's called a "run on sentence." His sentence can be broken down into two independent, both equipped with a predicate (verb) and a subject (noun), combined only with a conjunction

"Yes there should be, and I meant seriously"

In his first clause, "Yes there should be," the predicate is "should" and the noun is implied. In answering others, many subjects are "forgotten" and implied. In this case, the implied full clause (which is unnecessary) reads "Yes there should be a comma." In his second clause, "I meant seriously," the predicate is "meant" and the subject is "I." As these are not related closely enough but are still two independent clauses, a comma and a conjunction should be used to combine them into one sentence. It would be grammatically correct to substitute both comma and conjunction for a semicolon, but it would be a bad use of the semicolon as the flow of the sentence would be choppy at best.






I am the Queen of the Grammar Nazis. Do not argue with me on any of this.
 
reyningsunshine said:
God said:
Commas confuse me sometimes. There are too many rules, I always end up making a run-on sentence and failing epically at making complicated sentences. :failface:

You comma splice'd. It's "...rules; I..." for future reference.

Seriously, you guys pretend to be grammar nazis but let that slide? I'm taking away all of your badges.

Oh, and Asshanga, he DOES need the comma. It's called a "run on sentence." His sentence can be broken down into two independent, both equipped with a predicate (verb) and a subject (noun), combined only with a conjunction

"Yes there should be, and I meant seriously"

In his first clause, "Yes there should be," the predicate is "should" and the noun is implied. In answering others, many subjects are "forgotten" and implied. In this case, the implied full clause (which is unnecessary) reads "Yes there should be a comma." In his second clause, "I meant seriously," the predicate is "meant" and the subject is "I." As these are not related closely enough but are still two independent clauses, a comma and a conjunction should be used to combine them into one sentence. It would be grammatically correct to substitute both comma and conjunction for a semicolon, but it would be a bad use of the semicolon as the flow of the sentence would be choppy at best.






I am the Queen of the Grammar Nazis. Do not argue with me on any of this.

Hey bitch... STFU.
 
Assangha said:
reyningsunshine said:
God said:
Commas confuse me sometimes. There are too many rules, I always end up making a run-on sentence and failing epically at making complicated sentences. :failface:

You comma splice'd. It's "...rules; I..." for future reference.

Seriously, you guys pretend to be grammar nazis but let that slide? I'm taking away all of your badges.

Oh, and Asshanga, he DOES need the comma. It's called a "run on sentence." His sentence can be broken down into two independent, both equipped with a predicate (verb) and a subject (noun), combined only with a conjunction

"Yes there should be, and I meant seriously"

In his first clause, "Yes there should be," the predicate is "should" and the noun is implied. In answering others, many subjects are "forgotten" and implied. In this case, the implied full clause (which is unnecessary) reads "Yes there should be a comma." In his second clause, "I meant seriously," the predicate is "meant" and the subject is "I." As these are not related closely enough but are still two independent clauses, a comma and a conjunction should be used to combine them into one sentence. It would be grammatically correct to substitute both comma and conjunction for a semicolon, but it would be a bad use of the semicolon as the flow of the sentence would be choppy at best.






I am the Queen of the Grammar Nazis. Do not argue with me on any of this.

Hey bitch... STFU.

Sorry I'm always right. It must be hard on your ego. :)
 
Yeah. I'm sitting here in the living room crying because you hurt me so badly.
 
reyningsunshine said:
God said:
Commas confuse me sometimes. There are too many rules, I always end up making a run-on sentence and failing epically at making complicated sentences. :failface:

You comma splice'd. It's "...rules; I..." for future reference.

Seriously, you guys pretend to be grammar nazis but let that slide? I'm taking away all of your badges.

Oh, and Asshanga, he DOES need the comma. It's called a "run on sentence." His sentence can be broken down into two independent, both equipped with a predicate (verb) and a subject (noun), combined only with a conjunction

"Yes there should be, and I meant seriously"

In his first clause, "Yes there should be," the predicate is "should" and the noun is implied. In answering others, many subjects are "forgotten" and implied. In this case, the implied full clause (which is unnecessary) reads "Yes there should be a comma." In his second clause, "I meant seriously," the predicate is "meant" and the subject is "I." As these are not related closely enough but are still two independent clauses, a comma and a conjunction should be used to combine them into one sentence. It would be grammatically correct to substitute both comma and conjunction for a semicolon, but it would be a bad use of the semicolon as the flow of the sentence would be choppy at best.






I am the Queen of the Grammar Nazis. Do not argue with me on any of this.
You didn't have to give a whole lesson about it and rub it in my face. -.-
If I made a mistake in this post and you correct me I'll slap you.
 
@God: I only mentioned that you comma splice'd. I gave the lesson to Asshanga about somebody else's post.

You forgot a comma in your second sentence, by the way. Oh, and about your signature... :D
 
reyningsunshine said:
@God: I only mentioned that you comma splice'd. I gave the lesson to Asshanga about somebody else's post.

You forgot a comma in your second sentence, by the way. Oh, and about your signature... :D

I forgot that comma on purpose to see if you would say something. You failed. *SMACK*

I didn't write that quote, find out who did and give him a lesson.
 
God said:
I forgot that comma on purpose to see if you would say something. You failed. *SMACK*

I didn't write that quote, find out who did and give him a lesson.


TECHNICALLY I never corrected you. Just a lil protip.

And see, you keep comma splicing, and it's really annoying. Please learn to use a semicolon! It's your best friend!
 
reyningsunshine said:
God said:
I forgot that comma on purpose to see if you would say something. You failed. *SMACK*

I didn't write that quote, find out who did and give him a lesson.


TECHNICALLY I never corrected you. Just a lil protip.

And see, you keep comma splicing, and it's really annoying. Please learn to use a semicolon! It's your best friend!
You're getting really annoying. Seriously. -.-

Oh and "Just a lil protip." is a phrase, not a complete sentence. Also, "lil" and "protip" aren't words. Now how annoying is that?
 
Could've picked out a bunch of grammatical errors in her last post -..-
 
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