That's pretty much just an excuse, I'm looking for a way to PASS the test, not a good reason for why I failed it.
I really like your post.
I think I already planned out what I am going to be doing.
Like the 3rd day, (Friday) I'll go to a Drug Store and buy an At Home Drug Test, or what ever it is called. I'll see if the results come clean. If it does, hopefully I wont need to fake anything. However if they come out bad, and I would fail the drug test on Saturday, then I'll just use my friend's piss, which I really don't want to do...