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Alias: Automatic Coding's bitch
Age: 16
Time Zone: James
Why you're worthy: I am not worthy.
 
Dykerosoft said:
Alias: Automatic Coding's b*tch
Age: 16
Time Zone: James
Why you're worthy: I am not worthy.

I like this guy james, I say we accept him. Up to you though.

Pringles said:
Alias: Pringles
Age: 16
Time Zone: GMT +2
Why you're worthy: i couldnt think of a good enough reason so i just would like to give some advice : Open the condom packet at one corner being careful not to tear the condom with your fingernails, your teeth, or through being too rough. Make sure the packet and condom appear to be in good condition, and check that the expiry date has not passed.
Place the rolled condom over the tip of the hard penis, whilst pinching the tip of the condom enough to leave a half inch space for semen to collect. If the penis is not circumcised, pull back the foreskin before rolling on the condom.
Roll the condom all the way down to the base of the penis, and smooth out any air bubbles. (Air bubbles can cause a condom to break.)

I've never had a hard penis :(
 
Alias: William

Age: 17

Time Zone: UTC/GMT -6 hours

Why you're worthy: I took time out of my life to come here.
 
Alias: Pringles
Age: 16
Time Zone: GMT +2
Why you're worthy: Uhm excuse my language but - Look, I will suck your dick. I will suck your fucking dick. I will do it, just Let me join Devine. I’ll suck your dick. You can fuck me or get fucked by me. You can watch me fuck something. Just point at something, I’ll fuck it for you. Just tell me what you want me to fuck :(

Good enough? (^^ Movie Quote from MacGruber ) i know your 13 but you might still consider my offer
 
Alias: ^
Age: 16
Time Zone: idk tbh
Why you're worthy: I think I didn't get accepted because i didn't apply here. Also, i am watching iCarly because I fucking love iCarly.
 
Pringles said:
Alias: Pringles
Age: 16
Time Zone: GMT +2
Why you're worthy: Uhm excuse my language but - Look, I will suck your dick. I will suck your fucking dick. I will do it, just Let me join Devine. I’ll suck your dick. You can F*ck me or get fucked by me. You can watch me F*ck something. Just point at something, I’ll F*ck it for you. Just tell me what you want me to F*ck :(

Good enough? (^^ Movie Quote from MacGruber ) i know your 13 but you might still consider my offer

*Points at James*

Him.

Chewbaka said:
Alias: ^
Age: 16
Time Zone: idk tbh
Why you're worthy: I think I didn't get accepted because i didn't apply here. Also, i am watching iCarly because I fucking love iCarly.

ILUVICARLYTOOOOOOO!

http://www.watch-icarly-online.com/
 
I am watching iParty with Victorious for the 5th time. :D

Though they are fucking scary as shit with their new faces.
 
Mike: accepted. PenisPenisPenisPenisPenisPenisPenisPenisPenisPenisPenisPenisPenisPenis was a good reason.
 
One more try :\:
Alias: Fafaffy
Age: 16
Time Zone: -6
Why you're worthy: I'm worthy because I created the Nexus Auth Code Checker/Organizer/Lister/*insert other word* on Runegear. It was very helpful, and people truly appreciated it.
Another reason is I donated to the forums (TO SPONSOR) within an hour of registering.
Plus I luv A.C. (erm... the initials of my first and last name, or, Automatic Coding)
 
Fafaffy said:
One more try :\:
Alias: Fafaffy
Age: 16
Time Zone: -6
Why you're worthy: I'm worthy because I created the Nexus Auth Code Checker/Organizer/Lister/*insert other word* on Runegear. It was very helpful, and people truly appreciated it.
Another reason is I donated to the forums (TO SPONSOR) within an hour of registering.
Plus I luv A.C. (erm... the initials of my first and last name, or, Automatic Coding)

Denied, what 'bout me?
 
James said:
Fafaffy said:
One more try :\:
Alias: Fafaffy
Age: 16
Time Zone: -6
Why you're worthy: I'm worthy because I created the Nexus Auth Code Checker/Organizer/Lister/*insert other word* on Runegear. It was very helpful, and people truly appreciated it.
Another reason is I donated to the forums (TO SPONSOR) within an hour of registering.
Plus I luv A.C. (erm... the initials of my first and last name, or, Automatic Coding)

Denied, what 'bout me?

Serves you right, your a cheating fag! Fafaffy, you wanta bloooooooooow?
 
James said:
Fafaffy said:
One more try :\:
Alias: Fafaffy
Age: 16
Time Zone: -6
Why you're worthy: I'm worthy because I created the Nexus Auth Code Checker/Organizer/Lister/*insert other word* on Runegear. It was very helpful, and people truly appreciated it.
Another reason is I donated to the forums (TO SPONSOR) within an hour of registering.
Plus I luv A.C. (erm... the initials of my first and last name, or, Automatic Coding)

Denied, what 'bout me?

Well... Put yourself in my position. You denied me TWICE, my opinion is:
You're one awesome mother fucker for having balls to deny someone... TWICE :)
 
ok my last attempt

Alias: Pringles
Age: 16
Time Zone: GMT+2
Why you're worthy: Because i Love James and Nick <3 (no-homo)

Fafaffy said:
James said:
Fafaffy said:
One more try :\:
Alias: Fafaffy
Age: 16
Time Zone: -6
Why you're worthy: I'm worthy because I created the Nexus Auth Code Checker/Organizer/Lister/*insert other word* on Runegear. It was very helpful, and people truly appreciated it.
Another reason is I donated to the forums (TO SPONSOR) within an hour of registering.
Plus I luv A.C. (erm... the initials of my first and last name, or, Automatic Coding)

Denied, what 'bout me?

Well... Put yourself in my position. You denied me TWICE, my opinion is:
You're one awesome mother fucker for having balls to deny someone... TWICE :)

They denied me 4 times :( and soon 5 times
 
So many HQ groups. Someone ought to make a trolling group. XD

Alias: Reaper
Age: 13
Time Zone: EST
Why you're worthy: I LOVE AC & JAMES

I'm a very HQ member, and very active. I'm loyal to this forum in many ways, and constantly show it. I am on pretty much everyday, replying to topics that interest me. As, I believe that quality > quantity.
 
well said :) But my package only Constists of 165g and they have already eaten 125g :( soon ill be all gone :(
 
Life said:
Alias: I've always liked ET, but Predator was pretty good.
Age: 15
Time Zone: -28
Why you're worthy: I like ponies.

Aliens...

Bronie?
 
Alias: What ever you want it to be.

Age: age doesn't matter ;)

Time Zone: UTC/GMT -6 hours

Why you're worthy: I love you Automatic Coding, and James, no homo unless necessary. I will stoop down to almost any level to join :)
 
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