Probably some ice-cream with toffee cheesecake for desert i would eat my meal backwards just for the simple reason i've never done that before then for the main i'd have pasta bake with cheese and pizza, potato salad and some nice meat like beef or lamb then for the starter i'd have a small salad with 10 different burgers from McDonald's. After i'd ate it all i would take the biggest dump on the floor and then throw it at the walls of my cell or use it as a pen to write my final words 