Cut my finger off

dear god philly i knew thoughs ratchet oregon girls were bad but damn she musta had a monster down their.
 
I cut my pinky tip completely off when i was in grade school, there is like a 1/8th to 1/4 inch difference in size =(
 
Philly said:
That damn pussy had teeth, I swear!

There is literally an entire movie dedicated to that premise.
 
I remember watching that movie on Netflix shit was funny!

Besides when dude got his dick bitten off that hurt me.

What the hell happened Philly?
 
Ace said:
I remember watching that movie on Netflix shit was funny!

Besides when dude got his dick bitten off that hurt me.

What the hell happened Philly?

Want to know what happened? This nigga fought a bear and got a minor cut.
 
Look at it on the bright side, Atleast you didn't stick your dick into it...
 
Then how are you posting right now if your keyboard is broken?
 
Damn philly that quite the cut there :/ Looks like Ill be able to beat you in the 1v1 on halo 4 now ;D
 
Fuck I actually thought you cut it off.

Anyway, shit must hurt like a mofo
 
Them bitches with their shark pussies. At least you didn't put it in. ;)
 
Triton said:
One does not simply hot swap without cutting his finger off.

LOL,It was when i was swapping out the magnets in the discdrive because the one that was in the disc drive was fucking up.But i tried the push the magnet out the metal part on the disc drive and sliced my thumb on the metal.
 
Journey said:
LOL,It was when i was swapping out the magnets in the discdrive because the one that was in the disc drive was fucking up.But i tried the push the magnet out the metal part on the disc drive and sliced my thumb on the metal.

I know what you mean. Getting that magnet out the first couple times is a pain in the ass. I broke my magnet once out of frustration.
 
Not gonna lie, that looks like it hurt like hell but what can you say? Never know what's in between the thighs of women these days. Just so happens you met the jaws of pussy. I hope it heals fast.
 
Philly I can let you borrow one of mine but I want it back by the end of next week. Thanks.
 
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