Craziest Night Of My Life

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I smell like puke.

Wow.
I am just, blank right now.
Last night was amazing.
My best friend's 18 year old birthday party.
We rented a cabin and got a shitload of alcohol. I still feel a little tipsy.
I have NEVER been as drunk as I got last night.
I hardly remember anything, but I watched some videos of the party this morning.
Once I can get a hold of some pics and videos I will post them on this thread asap.

I will post everything that I do remember.
Me and my best friend get there to set up, we set up his TV and the surround sound and we put some Dubstep on.
Then we break out this bitch beer (Smirnoff), and I down about 3. Then I eat a few pieces of pizza.
Then my stomach started fucking hurting so bad so I go and make myself throw up.
Very bad idea, now there is nothing on my stomach.
So I go to get this girl I invited and when I get back everyone is there and we are ready to party.
I grab a seat at the table and they get out the beer and we played some drinking game where you have to draw cards and whatever the card is pertains to a certain rule like only guys drink or something like that, and then after you draw your card and take your drink you gotta put it under the tab and whoever pops the tab has to chug the beer.
Guess who popped the tab?
Lol, so at this point I have about 9-11 beers on an empty stomach and I am pretty wasted.
Then we get in the hot tub and I am acting like a complete ass to the girl I brought.
I told her that "I wanted to cum inside her."
So now at this point the beers are really kicking in and I am SHITFACED.
They all decide that I need to lay down so they struggle to get my stubborn drunken ass to the couch.
At this point, I remember nothing.


Oh by the way, what else is new? I feel like I've been gone for a while.
I noticed NickVsYou is gone and there are these achievement things.


I'M THE DUDE IN THE FIRST PICTURE
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Was that a song or rap?
 
Oh lol, nevermind I just read it, looked like a song rofl, sounds like
a sick night, you get *some*?
 
No actually my cousin ended up fucking the girl that I brought.
Unless I did something that i don't remember.

Life said:
I'm 9 and what is this?

Lol!
Should I remove that from the OP?
I know there's a few kiddies here.
 
No need to remove it, little kids wouldn't want to read that much.
 
I'm gonna take a nap.
I feel like I've been hit by a train.
I'll reply to people and shit like that when I wake up.
 
Ok glad to
see you back
hope you sleep well

^ see what I did thar?
 
Sounds like it was a fun party, I have 2 to go do Tuesday night :/
 
That sounds really intense...you alright now?
 
teknologyy said:
lol im 9 what is this im done
I don't know if that is true. But I think it is... If that is true, it explains a lot.
On topic: That is pretty crazy, yes I read the thread :p.
 
tl;dr, but considering the length of your post it looks pretty badass :)
 
Crysis said:
I've been lurking, I see no pictures.

A few have been posted on FaceBook but they aren't very good. I'll get them anyway.
 
[jokes]So.. What I got from that is.. The pedobear snuck into a party had a good time, and didn't rape any under age kids :eek:? [/jokes]

But that sounded like a killer night, wish I could of been there D:
 
Pretty funny story. My first time getting fucked that bad was on my sweet 16. I got so messed up. According to my neighbor (who wasn't happy btw) we set off fireworks that I didn't even know we had, and we lit a huge bonfire. I also smoked like 3 joints.
 
Wow, sounds like you had a very fun and un-explainable night :p. Maybe you will learn from this and pace yourself if you didn't like it, if you did, go do it again and have as much fun as possible :D.
 
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