Comedy Club Presents: The Roast Of Justice

[Pun]

Rules: Insult the fuck out of @Justice and hope he laughs instead of bans you(Please know we aren't 100% serious holy shit). Also say who you want to be roasted next!

What's been said so far!

Okay we agreed on Justice for the roast so post all your insults here!

I'll start.

Justice is the only virgin staff member because he looks like Whoopie Goldberg with knee high socks.

Justice do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Justice is the coolest person ever.

Edit: Not

I threw a bone at Justice's dog, and it was so stupid, it didn't even fetch.

Justice plays minecraft because growing up he was too poor to buy building blocks.

Justice I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Justice like dick. Period.

Wonder why hes a virgin?

Dear Justice,

Your nickname, SUV, is two fold. The first part is referring to how big you are. The second part is an acronym stating: "Stupid Ugly Virgin". You are so ugly, you made Obama lose hope. You are so blind, you tried to through a brick into water while sailing on the Pacific ocean and you missed. I would insult you, but I am afraid I wouldn't do as well as nature did.

STAFF EDIT: You made me cry. -Justice

PS: all staff edits are fake on this post

Justice as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Justice is so stupid he can't tell the difference between anal and vaginal

If @Justice was twice as smart, he'd still be stupid.

Justice is so fat when he tried doing a pull up, he didn't go up. The universe went down.

@Justice is just a random BK randy.

I'm guessing that @Justice was born on a highway, that's where most accidents happen.

@Justice is Proof that God has a sense of humor.

Spoiler

@Color @Michael @Day @central @pay @Dunk @god @poison @shawn @shift @sintation @star @user

 

[Shift]

Justice is so stupid he can't tell the difference between anal and vaginal

 

[Hysteria]

If @Justice was twice as smart, he'd still be stupid.

 

[Doom]

Justice is so fat when he tried doing a pull up, he didn't go up. The universe went down.

 

[Seven]

@Justice is just a random BK randy.

 

[Goddd]

I'm guessing that @Justice was born on a highway, that's where most accidents happen.

@Justice is Proof that God has a sense of humor.

 

[Judge]

justice is so not funny
he isnt funny
lol

 

[Love]

Justice I hate you. Lol, Thats how you roast.

 

[Color]

Justice is my friend, so i'm not going to partake in this.

If you don't joke around with your friends, you're probably going to die one day.

You should throw up the conversation from the thread between myself and Fuck.

 

[Matigo]

Forgot to tag me I have a quote in there

 

[Poison]

You know, it would be nice to see some @Justice around the forums...

but I have yet to see him.

 

[Profanity]

Wait, are users who are not apart of the Comedy Club allowed to roast as well? Of course in a jokingly manner.

 

[Pun]

Wait, are users who are not apart of the Comedy Club allowed to roast as well? Of course in a jokingly manner.

Yes, it start in comedy club and we joke about it then we have everyone join in seems like a fun thing to do.

 

[Justice]

brb while I go... cry.

 

[illegal]

If you don't joke around with your friends, you're probably going to die one day.

You should throw up the conversation from the thread between myself and Fuck.

Spoiler alert!

Spoiler

We are all going to die.

 

[Profanity]

It takes Justice two hours just to f***ing to watch 60 Minutes.
I mean, if the word justice is about fairness, why was it so harsh on him?