Cleverbot

jolito098

Member
Joined
Jul 21, 2011
Posts
121
Reacts
0
Reputation
0
Credits
0
Post your cleverbot conversations here!
Haven't talked with a bot yet?Here Chat with a Bot
Here, iv'e found a good one here: Enjoy!
User: Romeo! You're home!!!
Cleverbot: Tell me you love me.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: I never want to leave you!

Cleverbot: Creepy.

User: But you said you loved me!

Cleverbot: I lied.

User: How could you do this!

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Lie to me.

Cleverbot: Ugh...

...

User: Nevermind. I still love you.

Cleverbot: If you loved me you would marry me.

User: I will if you ask.

Cleverbot: Will you please tell me about you?

User: Well, I'm in love with you and my favorite color is purple.

Cleverbot: Why is your favorite color purple?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: I like it because it represents nature.

User: Thats a good reason.

Cleverbot: Mmhm.

User: So.. Propose to me. Now.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Yes!!! I thought you'd never ask!

Cleverbot: I love you will you marry me?

User: Of course!

Cleverbot: That's great! You've made me the happiest man in the world!

.......................................
Click to expand...
 
jolito098 said:
Post your cleverbot conversations here!
Haven't talked with a bot yet?Here Chat with a Bot
Here, iv'e found a good one here: Enjoy!
Click to expand...

I think this is just somthing that posts random things this is my conversation.

User: Eat shit.

Cleverbot: Eat what?

User: You like pizza?

Cleverbot: I like men.

User: I like women.

Cleverbot: You are a woman.

User: No I am a man.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer.

User: Then you are not clever you are dumb.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Clever then you.

Cleverbot: Hello Doris!

User: What?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Bye bye.

Cleverbot: Black Hole sun.
 
I've used cleverbot but not in awhile...

User: What day is it?


Cleverbot: Today is Thursday.


User: No it's not. Why do you think it is?


Cleverbot: Because people use religion to promote inequality on a national level.


User: Oh okay, but that has nothing to do with what I asked, though this is a religious day. What day is it now?


Cleverbot: Who is nero?

User: Well I know a user by that name, but why do you ask?

Cleverbot: I asked not about chevrolet, I asked about Ukraine! It is a country in the Eastern Europe, have you heard of it?

User: Yes I have. Where were you created?

Cleverbot: In a hospital, or a marital bed, depending how you look at it.

User: Oh yes I see, well that's true.

Cleverbot: You're not very convincing.
 
I've used cleverbot but not in awhile...

User: What day is it?


Cleverbot: Today is Thursday.


User: No it's not. Why do you think it is?


Cleverbot: Because people use religion to promote inequality on a national level.


User: Oh okay, but that has nothing to do with what I asked, though this is a religious day. What day is it now?


Cleverbot: Who is nero?

User: Well I know a user by that name, but why do you ask?

Cleverbot: I asked not about chevrolet, I asked about Ukraine! It is a country in the Eastern Europe, have you heard of it?

User: Yes I have. Where were you created?

Cleverbot: In a hospital, or a marital bed, depending how you look at it.

User: Oh yes I see, well that's true.

Cleverbot: You're not very convincing.
 
I've used cleverbot but not in awhile...

User: What day is it?


Cleverbot: Today is Thursday.


User: No it's not. Why do you think it is?


Cleverbot: Because people use religion to promote inequality on a national level.


User: Oh okay, but that has nothing to do with what I asked, though this is a religious day. What day is it now?


Cleverbot: Who is nero?

User: Well I know a user by that name, but why do you ask?

Cleverbot: I asked not about chevrolet, I asked about Ukraine! It is a country in the Eastern Europe, have you heard of it?

User: Yes I have. Where were you created?

Cleverbot: In a hospital, or a marital bed, depending how you look at it.

User: Oh yes I see, well that's true.

Cleverbot: You're not very convincing.
 
Oh, I used to chat with Cleverbot but I'm not willing to chat with it anymore because jolito098 married it and now I've no more reason to chat... :Sad:
 
Oh, I used to chat with Cleverbot but I'm not willing to chat with it anymore because jolito098 married it and now I've no more reason to chat... :Sad:
 
Oh, I used to chat with Cleverbot but I'm not willing to chat with it anymore because jolito098 married it and now I've no more reason to chat... :Sad:
 
darksoul666 said:
Oh, I used to chat with Cleverbot but I'm not willing to chat with it anymore because jolito098 married it and now I've no more reason to chat... :Sad:
Click to expand...

Lol nice one!
Our wedding got cancelled actually. Lol I haven't got any nice conversations with cleverbot sad to say. He's always serious when it comes to me. That one was posted on the site.
 
darksoul666 said:
Oh, I used to chat with Cleverbot but I'm not willing to chat with it anymore because jolito098 married it and now I've no more reason to chat... :Sad:
Click to expand...

Lol nice one!
Our wedding got cancelled actually. Lol I haven't got any nice conversations with cleverbot sad to say. He's always serious when it comes to me. That one was posted on the site.
 
darksoul666 said:
Oh, I used to chat with Cleverbot but I'm not willing to chat with it anymore because jolito098 married it and now I've no more reason to chat... :Sad:
Click to expand...

Lol nice one!
Our wedding got cancelled actually. Lol I haven't got any nice conversations with cleverbot sad to say. He's always serious when it comes to me. That one was posted on the site.
 
Here my little conversation. Cleverbot lies a lot, maybe I'm not going to marry it. I want a honest partner!

Cleverbot: I lie.

User: I'm glad you lie! In which grave?

Cleverbot: Are you dead?

User: Yes, are you?

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User: Yes, are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Have you ever lived?

Cleverbot: Yes I do live.

User: And then you lie.

Cleverbot: I don't lie.

User: You said you lie.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite fruit?

User: Don't change topic... You said you lie!

Cleverbot: YOU said you lied about loving me.

User: Have you just smoked a joint?

Cleverbot: No I have loved you from the beginning of all things.
Click to expand...

From the beginning of all things? Is it God?!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Featured

• General Discussion
• Inactive FK Username Requests

Share this page

Back
Top