Caught masturbating.

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Has anyone here been caught masturbating? Well my mom just walked in on me and I'm embarrassed as fuck right now. I can't even walk out of my room I'm so embarrassed. I just keep thinking to myself, "I should've locked the door." I'm actually really shaking right now. It's the worst feeling in the world.

Anyone wanna help?
 
I would just play it off like nothing happend make her feel like she is to blame, just act normal and shiz
 
Hitler said:
My mom usually helps me finish.
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Not funny at all. I'm actually really embarrassed. I don't think I could ever look my mom in the face again.

Fresh said:
I would just play it off like nothing happend make her feel like she is to blame, just act normal and shiz
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Have you ever been caught? It's really hard to understand if you haven't been. I'd rather be caught killing a puppy than masturbating.
 
Poison said:
You should have just starred at her and finished like a man.
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You guys are messed up lol. I've lightened up a little but seriously you guys don't know how it feels. This isn't in the spamming and trolling section.
 
Furious said:
You guys are messed up lol. I've lightened up a little but seriously you guys don't know how it feels. This isn't in the spamming and trolling section.
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We understand that it is not the spamming & trolling section, but the fact that you were caught masturbating is something that is just funny.
 
I doubt anybody here's going to be able to help you unless they have a time machine you can borrow.
 
MCG said:
I doubt anybody here's going to be able to help you unless they have a time machine you can borrow.
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I hope someone does. I'll buy a time machine method for $5,000.
 
Furious said:
I hope someone does. I'll buy a time machine method for $5,000.
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What payment method are you using?
 
It's embarrassing, but it's natural. It's not necessarily natural to get caught masturbating, but masturbation is acceptable. Your mother just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Oh, and you're lucky it was your mother of all people (if you have siblings). Your mother has seen your pecker before...just not in this sense.

Always lock your door if you have your pecker out.
 
You need to re-obtain your manhood and go fuck some bitches.
 
Fuck said:
You need to re-obtain your manhood and go fuck some bitches.
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I already have a girlfriend but thanks.

Jason said:
It's embarrassing, but it's natural. It's not necessarily natural to get caught masturbating, but masturbation is acceptable. Your mother just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Oh, and you're lucky it was your mother of all people (if you have siblings). Your mother has seen your pecker before...just not in this sense.

Always lock your door if you have your pecker out.
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Thanks for the encouraging feedback. At least I have a $1 million dollar footlong or it would've been a lot more embarrassing.
 
Furious said:
I already have a girlfriend but thanks.


Thanks for the encouraging feedback. At least I have a $1 million dollar footlong or it would've been a lot more embarrassing.
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Then she ain't doing it right if you spanking it and posting on forums.
 
This has happened plenty of times to me, I just tell them to get the fuck out I'll be done in a second. But if you think that's bad try getting your dick sucked and your sister walks in, I've never been so mad at her before cause she just closed the door and didn't even bother asking if she could join.
 
I never get caught masturbating I feel like I have Spidy Senses.
 
Kill said:
I never get caught masturbating I feel like I have Spidy Senses.
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I've gotten caught twice.

1st) I wasnt beating but I was watching porn.
2nd) I had my 8in out and everything.
 
I've been caught before and I can totally relate to this post. Except I live with my grandparents...
 
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