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Philly

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So I went to bed like 45 minutes ago, and wake up 5 minutes ago to my dog pissing on my fucking bed, he is fully potty trained I guess he just really had to go. I haven't honestly been quite this pissed in a very long time. :/

I guess I should be a little thankful that I woke up, and that i had two blankets over me so it didn't actually get on me. But I still am going to have to sleep on my damn couch now.

Anyone else have anything similar happen to them?
 
That's nothing... I was sleeping in my bed and we got a new puppy and it peed on the side of my head and it got in my ear...
 
I don't have a dog but what the fuck!? If it happens again, you need to take him to the veterinary, he may have some problems.
 
Fend said:
That's nothing... I was sleeping in my bed and we got a new puppy and it peed on the side of my head and it got in my ear...
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Damn, I would probably have to get rid of it. When my dog was a puppy I taught him on the first day to at least piss on the little pads, then about a week later he was used to going outside idk what was up with him just now though. I just washed all my bedding two days ago now I gotta do it again on the busiest day out of the week for me.
 
Damn that blows bro the only thing that my dog does that pisses me off is when I carry his food bowl to get more food he's almost as big as me so when I'm carrying it he gets all souped and keeps jumping on me so when I'm doing his water he'll keep jumping on me and by the time I reach the spot to put the the water bowl its half empty. -.-
 
Philly said:
Damn, I would probably have to get rid of it. When my dog was a puppy I taught him on the first day to at least piss on the little pads, then about a week later he was used to going outside idk what was up with him just now though. I just washed all my bedding two days ago now I gotta do it again on the busiest day out of the week for me.
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My sister left and just threw the dog on my bed which is high and he was to scared to jump. He knows how to pee on the pads and stuff now though.. Sucks that you have to wash all that shit. What kind of dog is it?
 
A$AP Rocky said:
Damn that blows bro the only thing that my dog does that pisses me off is when I carry his food bowl to get more food he's almost as big as me so when I'm carrying it he gets all souped and keeps jumping on me so when I'm doing his water he'll keep jumping on me and by the time I reach the spot to put the the water bowl its half empty. -.-
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Mine does the same. lol

Fend said:
My sister left and just threw the dog on my bed which is high and he was to scared to jump. He knows how to pee on the pads and stuff now though.. Sucks that you have to wash all that shit. What kind of dog is it?
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He is a yellow lab purebred.
 
Philly said:
Mine does the same. lol


He is a yellow lab purebred.
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I wish we had a dog like that.

This looks like ours but ours has white around his eyes hes a boss.

But if you think the dog peeing on your bed is bad, you should see my grandparents house.. They have like 20 dogs and 20 cats haha.

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Dam Philly that sucks I remember when he was a puppy and you was so excited to buy him and now he has done the dirty deed. If he does it again bro get him checked out, maybe he really needed the toilet and couldn't hold it any longer. Off topic - how big is he now?
 
Meek said:
Dam Philly that sucks I remember when he was a puppy and you was so excited to buy him and now he has done the dirty deed. If he does it again bro get him checked out, maybe he really needed the toilet and couldn't hold it any longer. Off topic - how big is he now?
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He is pretty big, but not full size yet. Ill post some pics maybe Thursday, him and my new kitten I got a few days ago.
 
A couple of years ago my dog used to sleep upstairs when he was a puppy and one night i heard him barking and he had shit at the end of the spare bed in my room. So yes something similar has happened to me.
 
Philly said:
He is pretty big, but not full size yet. Ill post some pics maybe Thursday, him and my new kitten I got a few days ago.
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He could be doing it to say he doesn't like the new kitty.
 
Fend said:
He could be doing it to say he doesn't like the new kitty.
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No they get along great, they are already basically brother and sister cuddling up and stuff. He even plays with her being 20 or so times her size knowing how far he can play with her and everything. ill snap a pic of them snuggling next time they do it. It's pretty chill.
 
That's my pussy last night , pretty solid if you ask me.

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The day I bought my $800 pillow top bed, my pit decided too take a piss on it. I have no fucking idea why she never goes in the house. I was so furious but I couldn't yell at her cause she's my baby <3
 
Um my friend had this happen to him last night!

#inb4WeKnowEachotherIRL
 
Yeah, once my cat was chilling on my windows, and the door closed by mistake, he was left their for like an hour or so, i was away... when i came back TIRED as fuck, i look at my bed, i see this Big-ass pile of shit, that smells i was going to die, i just through the bed shit on my balcony, woke up next day, i saw the shit frozen, so i just threw the blanket lol. i aint touching that.
 
Fend said:
That's nothing... I was sleeping in my bed and we got a new puppy and it peed on the side of my head and it got in my ear...
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I read that and think I've never laughed harder. Ever. Thanks Fend<3
 
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